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Hidey Thread: Holy Rocking Chair, Batman! Not Another One.

POSTED BY: mai
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Thursday, May 22, 2008 2:33 AM

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Originally posted by Karel:
Quote:

Originally posted by LeopardFlan:
Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray.


ROTFSMAO!



What does the S stand for?

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MAI
Thursday, May 22, 2008 4:11 AM

I meant eat the delievery person, you know, not ask them nicely to put it in their tab.

Although, perhaps the pizza companies could make a deal with all the bear coalition of the world, "free pizza if you don't harm or eat our employees".

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 4:47 AM

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Originally posted by LeopardFlan:
What does the S stand for?


SNORTING!

It is what Karel does, like feeding Vaal.

*snort*



"This is the twenty first century, can't you get it through your head? This ain't the way it was meant to be, magic isn't dead." -- Marillion.

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 7:04 AM

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Originally posted by mai:
I meant eat the delievery person, you know, not ask them nicely to put it in their tab.

Although, perhaps the pizza companies could make a deal with all the bear coalition of the world, "free pizza if you don't harm or eat our employees".

I don't see it working, I mean wouldn't they get free pizza if they did eat the employee? They'd also get Dave the Delivery Boy to chow on.



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Thursday, May 22, 2008 11:10 AM

"Hey, the dog is eating the driver but leaving the pizza alone. What does he know that we don't?"

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 3:49 PM

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Originally posted by citizen:
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Originally posted by mai:
I meant eat the delievery person, you know, not ask them nicely to put it in their tab.

Although, perhaps the pizza companies could make a deal with all the bear coalition of the world, "free pizza if you don't harm or eat our employees".

I don't see it working, I mean wouldn't they get free pizza if they did eat the employee? They'd also get Dave the Delivery Boy to chow on.



Yeah, but once the pizza companies figured out that their delivery guys were getting ate, they wouldn't deliver pizza any more.

And, the deal wouldn't work well, seeing as the pizza companies don't have to send pizza out to the woods

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 4:54 PM

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Originally posted by LeopardFlan:
Yeah, but once the pizza companies figured out that their delivery guys were getting ate, they wouldn't deliver pizza any more.

You're giving the pizza companies a lot more credit than I would.



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Thursday, May 22, 2008 5:23 PM

Well, they're just like F*X- they wouldn't know about producing the best quality if it jumped up and bit them on the nose, but they certainly know how to spell p-r-o-f-i-t. And delivering pizza to the bears doesn't make a profit.

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 7:59 PM

Stage one:
Sell Pizza's to bears.
Stage two:

Stage three:
PROFIT!



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Thursday, May 22, 2008 8:06 PM

LOL ^_^

But, if they don't know the step three, hy would they trust... oh. Duh- they'd just see the word profit. LOL ^_^

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