Hidey Thread: Holy Rocking Chair, Batman! Not Another One.
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UPDATED: Tuesday, June 3, 2008 03:10
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Yes they are still cute and fluffy, just less so with the blood and guts in their mouths and all down their fur.
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Quote:Really? I find that more appealing.
Originally posted by mai:
Yes they are still cute and fluffy, just less so with the blood and guts in their mouths and all down their fur.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
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Originally posted by mai:
Yes they are still cute and fluffy, just less so with the blood and guts in their mouths and all down their fur.
Well yea. But unless you do something stupid like try to huddle up with them for a family photograph or bring pic-a-nic baskets into Yellowstone park you will probably never have to deal with bears in an eviscera context.
David
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
http://xkcd.com/386/
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well that's just plain silly.
everyone knows that bears prefer pizza to picnics.
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Originally posted by mai:
well that's just plain silly.
everyone knows that bears prefer pizza to picnics.
What's wrong with the kids today? Do they just not watch cartoons anymore?
David
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
http://xkcd.com/386/
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Oh I remember Yogi and Boo-boo very well. Sadly, I don't think that cartoon is on tv any longer. I just figure these days, bears are like humans and much more lazy than before. Simpler to order pizza (and then the delievery person as well, cause really where is a bear going to get any money?) than to pack a picnic.
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Originally posted by mai:
Oh I remember Yogi and Boo-boo very well. Sadly, I don't think that cartoon is on tv any longer.
And that is just a damn shame.
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I just figure these days, bears are like humans and much more lazy than before. Simpler to order pizza (and then the delievery person as well, cause really where is a bear going to get any money?) than to pack a picnic.
I just had the image in my head of a kodiak trying to use a blackberry (with those teeny weeny tiny winy buttons.) It made me giggle.
David
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
http://xkcd.com/386/
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Bear Warning
The Montana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, rescue dog handlers, and golfers to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while in the Gallatin, Helena, and Lewis and Clark National Forests.
They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert, but not startle the bears unexpectedly. They also advise you to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter with a bear.
It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity. People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings.
Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berries and possibly squirrel fur.
Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray.
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Originally posted by LeopardFlan:
Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray.
ROTFSMAO!
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