The Sereni-Tree, the Holidays, the New Year, and the Secrets of Zanzibar
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Sunday, April 13, 2008 04:46
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*Ebo swings into the thread, dangling naked from the chandelier*
TRM said I could do this when I came of age, back in the 'love boat' days...so I've been bidding my time...
Now, where the hell is my pool table?
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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.
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*waves at Ebo
Welcome home!
Be careful up there that chandelier is a bit wobbly. So I've heard...
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TheRealMe offers a snappy salute as he looks up. "Oh! Ahem!"
TheRealMe averts his eyes from Ebo's dangling nakedness.
"Welcome home, Commodore! Ummm... Has it been that many years already? Yes, yes, I suppose that I might have said something like that. Oh, your pool table is right were it has always been, smack in the center of the common room. Your nest underneath should be undisturbed.
"I regret to inform you, however, that your likeness, the Ebo Golem (aka Effigy of Ebo) has had the crap beaten out of it during fighting over Boros. It sort of got an arm blown off and it now walks with a pronounced limp. I did superglue back on all the pieces that I could find."
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Oh, and happy birthday!
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TheRealMe offers a snappy salute as he looks up. "Oh! Ahem!"
TheRealMe averts his eyes from Ebo's dangling nakedness.
"Welcome home, Commodore! Ummm... Has it been that many years already? Yes, yes, I suppose that I might have said something like that. Oh, your pool table is right were it has always been, smack in the center of the common room. Your nest underneath should be undisturbed.
*Ebo dives under the table and rummages around until she finds her three pointed hat and sword, puts those on, and steps out from 'neath the table.*
Oh, guess a hat and belt don't really count as clothing, does it.
Oh well.
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"I regret to inform you, however, that your likeness, the Ebo Golem (aka Effigy of Ebo) has had the crap beaten out of it during fighting over Boros. It sort of got an arm blown off and it now walks with a pronounced limp. I did superglue back on all the pieces that I could find."
No worries, TRM, that thing always kind of freaked me out anyway. Its disconcerting seeing an exact copy of you with a magic marker penis drawn on its, um, well you know. Where the penis goes. That area.
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Oh, and happy birthday!
Thanks!
So, I just thought I'd stop by and see how my little corner of the internet was going. So far, so good, it seems. Wacky and strange as ever.
Whats new?
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"Pretty much we are up to the same nonsense, Commodore. And as far as that magic-marker prank on the Ebo Golem goes... well, I am happy to say that PsychicRiver has returned from a long absence as well!"
TheRealMe studies Ebo's not-quite-nakedness for a moment.
"Umm... around the time of your last visit with us, I had Sparky fashion a Horatio Hornblower era officer's uniform for you, if you'd like to try that on.
"Say, after all this time, how is that thing going with Ice Cream Guy?"
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TheRealMe looks around for Leopardflan and Oram, somewhat concerned that we may have lost track of our newest recruits.
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
"Pretty much we are up to the same nonsense, Commodore."
TheRealMe studies Ebo's not-quite-nakedness for a moment.
"Umm... around the time of your last visit with us, I had Sparky fashion a Horatio Hornblower era officer's uniform for you, if you'd like to try that on.
"Say, after all this time, how is that thing going with Ice Cream Guy?"
Aw, I appreciate the offer of the uniform. But I'm good with naked, for now. Maybe later. If it gets cold or something. Got some shiny tattoos that I'd like to show off, among other things, thankyouverymuch.
And actually, life is good with Ice Cream Guy. I live with him now. Yup, got out of the Parents house, moved to the Beach, and we're living the good life. I should try to get him to join up here. I'll make him make his name be Ice Cream Guy, and then everyone in the know will, well, know.
Also, I might be a lesbian now. I dunno. Just throwing that out there.
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Invictus comes on board looking around to see these widgets and decides to stay.
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