The Sereni-Tree, the Holidays, the New Year, and the Secrets of Zanzibar
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Sunday, April 13, 2008 04:46
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"MISTRESS!"
TheRealMe bows deeply to Malicious.
"We constructed an Effigy of Ebo once, so I see no reason why we cannot construct an Effigy of Malicious! I shall begin work immediately!"
TheRealMe turns to SimonWho. "Doctor, if I am not mistaken, you constructed the Effigy of Ebo all those threads ago. I could use your help to get the Effigy of Malicious to be as lifelike as possible."
TheRealMe thinks a bit. "Then I will be able to use magic to animate it like I turned the Effigy of Ebo into the Ebo Golem! With the Malicious Golem walking around here, it will be almost as good as having Malicious back among us!"
TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree
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MALICIOUS! It's sooo good to see you again!
**jake7 hands her a Mai Tai**
Cheers!
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."
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TWG!! I LOVE relish! One could say I relish it. (Mal-Licious curtsies back and we hear lots of creaking and cracking noises from her poor back and knees.)
SimonWho!! I like the headset idea. We'd have to hand out Ipods with lotsa gigs to hold all the acts of me through the ages, though. And then my defense of them, of course.
Jake 7!!! A mai tai would be welcome refreshment. Please have someone bring it to my hammock and hold the straw for me whilst I sip..... ( 
That Mal-Licious, she hasn't changed one bit)
TRM!!! Aren't golums made with mud or clay or something icky like that? I should be made of gold. The Golden Golum. The Goldum? Nah. How about diamonds? The Diamondum. Maybe. I trust you and SimonWho to think up something that suits me. And NO, not LEAD. Something SHINY! (Literally...)
Mal-licious
I'm going to add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.
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Hmm. How about a statue of mercury? A unique metal for our unique Malicious. I could infuse it with silver and gold to make it shine and platinum to make it strong.
I could also give it laser eyes, if you think that would help.
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Sparky! Please take this Mai Tai to the hammocks and hold the glass and straw for Malicious, please!
**Sparky dutifully comes over, takes the glass, goes to a hammock and waits patiently for Malicious to take her rest**
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."
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Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Hmm. How about a statue of mercury? A unique metal for our unique Malicious. I could infuse it with silver and gold to make it shine and platinum to make it strong.
I could also give it laser eyes, if you think that would help.
GORRAM IT! That is so freaking perfect I can't hardly stand it! I could easily slip through the fingers (claws?) of any marauders.
I don't know about the laser eyes, though. Do you think they would make me look mean? If you think they are appropriate, let them be NICE lasers. Unless I'm pissed off at someone, of course.
Thank you Sparky. Keep it cold for me, will ya?
Mal-licious
I'm going to add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.
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Laser eyes do have a certain harsh quality to them. Perhaps bejewelled eyes instead? I've a pair of diamonds you could use that are as big as... *cough* well, they're very large diamonds anyway.
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TheRealMe is nearly finished with his Effigy of Malicious, made entirely out of Creme Brulee, when he hears that the Mistress Most High desires something a bit more... metallic. He shrugs.
"Who would like some dessert?"
TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree
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*bows and kisses Malicious's feet.
*offers chocolate covered fudgey,carmely dessert of death (but the GOOD kind of death). 
Welcome home!
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