Jesus

POSTED BY: GinoBiffaroni
UPDATED: Saturday, February 23, 2008 02:41
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GINOBIFFARONI

Saturday, February 16, 2008 11:23 AM

Can anyone else see Jesus or is it just me??

6IXSTRINGJACK

Saturday, February 16, 2008 12:01 PM

Photoshopped, and in very poor taste in my opinion.

At least it wasn't a pic of the Lord in gotse... so I suppose it could have been worse.

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." http://www.myspace.com/6ixstringjack

SERGEANTX

Saturday, February 16, 2008 2:50 PM

Poor taste indeed! And HIlarious to boot. I nearly spit coffee all over my keyboard.

added:

BTW, Six, I hope you don't think it's in poor taste because you feel it's mocking Jesus, or even religion. It's mock ridiculous PEOPLE who think that random images in mundane things like a storm cloud, or a grilled cheese sandwich, or, well, a dog's ass, are messages from God.

SergeantX

"Dream a little dream or you can live a little dream. I'd rather live it, cause dreamers always chase but never get it." Aesop Rock

KIRKULES

Saturday, February 16, 2008 3:01 PM

It looks more like Muhammad to me.

Crap, now I'm going to need full time bodyguards for the rest of my life.

CRUITHNE3753

Saturday, February 16, 2008 5:48 PM

There is an islamic equivelent, and it seems to tie in with the the fundamentalist tenet that you should not make "graven" (whatever that means) images of any type of living thing, so they consist of a word rather than images.

(I'll leave aside the fact that all these fundy muslims all seem to breach it with huge posters of Ayatollah Khomeni and various suicide bombers. OK, so they may be dead, but they were alive once.)

They find the word "Allah" in the patterns of fruit when cut open, such as tomatoes and aubergines... now, I can't read Arabic, but these squiggles look different each time, so they can't ALL say "Allah".
It could just as easily say "shrubbery" for all we know. Now why can't they adopt a sensible unambiguous alphabet?

GINOBIFFARONI

Saturday, February 16, 2008 6:37 PM

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Originally posted by SergeantX:
Poor taste indeed! And HIlarious to boot. I nearly spit coffee all over my keyboard.

added:

BTW, Six, I hope you don't think it's in poor taste because you feel it's mocking Jesus, or even religion. It's mock ridiculous PEOPLE who think that random images in mundane things like a storm cloud, or a grilled cheese sandwich, or, well, a dog's ass, are messages from God.

SergeantX

"Dream a little dream or you can live a little dream. I'd rather live it, cause dreamers always chase but never get it." Aesop Rock

I have always said God is only Dog backwards...

perhaps this is proof

The Alliance said they were gonna waltz through Serenity Valley. And we choked 'em with those words. We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.

CRUITHNE3753

Sunday, February 17, 2008 4:37 PM

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Originally posted by GinoBiffaroni:
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I have always said God is only Dog backwards...

Reminds me of the one about the insomniac agnostic dyslexic who would lie awake in bed at night wondering if there was a dog...

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ALLIETHORN7

Monday, February 18, 2008 12:38 AM

Well... at least it wasn't in a scuzzy bath tub...

-Danny

And together there
In a shroud of frost, the mountain air
Began to pass from every pane of weathered glass
And I held you closer than anyone would ever get

Do you remember the JAMC?
And reading aloud from magazines
I don't know about you but I swear on my name they could smell it on me
I've never been too good with secrets.
No...

The Band of the week is... Death Cab for Cutie
Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein.
http://www.myspace.com/otherrandomdude

GINOBIFFARONI

Thursday, February 21, 2008 10:53 PM

Not seeing this one so much ?

Somebody should put a collection of these together like a Waldo book...

Make a million dollars

The Alliance said they were gonna waltz through Serenity Valley. And we choked 'em with those words. We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.

SIGNYM

Friday, February 22, 2008 1:06 AM

Hey, there's a pretzel on eBay that looks like the Virgin Mary and Child.

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Let's party like it's 1929.

DEADLOCKVICTIM

Friday, February 22, 2008 9:35 PM

now you can make your own Jesus fritters!!!

you think i'm kidding?
http://www.jesuspan.com/

RUE

Friday, February 22, 2008 10:12 PM

It's a miracle !

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"Global warming - it's not just a fact, it's a choice."

KIRKULES

Friday, February 22, 2008 11:47 PM

The Jesus fritters almost made me a believer. But after comparing the image on the fritters with the earliest known image of Jesus(235AD) http://www.religionfacts.com/jesus/image_gallery/230_dura_europos.htm. I think it might be a fake.

SIGNYM

Saturday, February 23, 2008 1:39 AM

Fritters? Those fritters looked like... eh... buns. Nice ones, too.

So now we have Jesus on buns.

What will they think of next?

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Let's party like it's 1929.

DEADLOCKVICTIM

Saturday, February 23, 2008 1:41 AM

the Lord moves dough in mysterious ways....

CHRISISALL

Saturday, February 23, 2008 1:45 AM

What impudence! What arrogance! What outrageousness!

I salute you.

isall

DEADLOCKVICTIM

Saturday, February 23, 2008 1:52 AM

...yeah, it's the old family curse... these stupid numbers keep popping up on my forehead...

CHRISISALL

Saturday, February 23, 2008 1:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by deadlockvictim:

...yeah, it's the old family curse... these stupid numbers keep popping up on my forehead...

Thought that was Bushisall

DEADLOCKVICTIM

Saturday, February 23, 2008 2:03 AM

...which brings to mind the old story of creation... and how on the sixth day the Lord came to north Texas - the ground was flat and packed like concrete... and the Lord could see that the task of making a paradise in this place would be very difficult... and so the Lord, in his infinite wisdom said,
I know, I'll just make some people who like it this way...

RUE

Saturday, February 23, 2008 2:20 AM

You mean Jesus was a scrawny dark Jew ??? Who would'a thunk!

earliest known image of Jesus(235AD) http://www.religionfacts.com/jesus/image_gallery/230_dura_europos.htm.
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"Global warming - it's not just a fact, it's a choice."

GINOBIFFARONI

Saturday, February 23, 2008 2:41 AM

Have you ever seen Matt Frewer's 6ix

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0305168/

" THis guy, Nathan, wakes up in the morning to find he has this weird mark behind his ear. Upon closer examination he finds out it is a number...# 665. Upon calling his mother he finds out his father was number 664, and he fears what his sons number could be. "

Funny

http://www.atomfilms.com/film/six.jsp

This will play it

The Alliance said they were gonna waltz through Serenity Valley. And we choked 'em with those words. We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.