Chinese Shoot Down Large USA Spy Satellite

POSTED BY: SignyM
UPDATED: Monday, January 28, 2008 23:26
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SIGNYM

Monday, January 28, 2008 4:26 PM

Heh.

Not really.

Or maybe yes.

In any case a bus-sized America satellite- most likely powered by plutonium- has lost power and is decaying towards earth. It will enter the Earth's atmosphere in a few weeks. Nobody can predict WHERE it's going to come down... or at least nobody is openly saying ... but if it lands on dirt it'll create quite a deadly mess. Back to the old "duck and cover" days?

I hope it doesn't land where you are... or me neither!
/ www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/space/01/26/dead.satellite.ap/index.html

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JOSSISAGOD

Monday, January 28, 2008 4:44 PM

As long as the flaming toilet seat doesn't hit me, I'll be fine. If you've seen Dead Like Me, you know what I'm talking about. Though, satellites don't need toilet seats do they?

Fe'nos Tol
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KELKHIL

Monday, January 28, 2008 4:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by jossisagod:
As long as the flaming toilet seat doesn't hit me, I'll be fine.

Ok nearly shot coffee out me nose!

I figured no one remembered that show!

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

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CHRISISALL

Monday, January 28, 2008 9:23 PM

See? We are doomed.

Ducking Chrisisall

OLDENGLANDDRY

Monday, January 28, 2008 10:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SignyM:
- most likely powered by plutonium-

Would'nt that make it technically a Dirty Bomb?and therefore an act of war against whoevers country it lands on?
Should be interesting.

KIRKULES

Monday, January 28, 2008 11:05 PM

We need to retaliate right away so they won't think they can get away with this kind of thing. I think we should have Google block all pro-democracy an pornographic material from their Internet. That will show them who's boss.

SIGNYM

Monday, January 28, 2008 11:26 PM

Quote:
Wouldn't that make it technically a Dirty Bomb?and therefore an act of war against whoever's country it lands on?

Yeah, but what if it lands on us?

USA declares war on self. Vows retaliation for shooting self in foot.

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