Too cute! Found at the Firefly board at the IMDB
POSTED BY: ayrad
UPDATED: Friday, February 18, 2011 06:55
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Unbelievably funny!
Wash: Can we vote on the whole crossing the road thing?
From one thing, learn ten thousand things.
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Unbelievably funny!
Wash: Can we vote on the whole crossing the road thing?
From one thing, learn ten thousand things.
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Book: I don't give half a hump why it crossed the road.
Mal: Every chicken crosses alone.
Jayne: Chicken's a mind-readin' genius, but it still can't figure out how to eat a ice planet.
Reaver: Humans ... they taste like chicken.
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Saffron : It was the night of their betrothal and she was to open herself to her hubby-chicken on the other side of the road, as the furrow to the plough.
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Awesome response Mr. Cannon in D :) I LOVE the different character's answers.
I maybe crazy, but I can still kill you with my brain.....
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I thought this one was obvious. Maybe that's why no one posted it:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joss: to get the Big Damn Movie deal!
or
Joss: to get away from the FOX!
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Sorry for the double post earlier (keyboards actin' up). I just love this thread so...
Chicken looking at Nandi: Am i gettin' any prettier?
Nandi: No, cross the road.
Wash watching chicken cross the road: Oh God! Oh God!
Chicken after reading all the replies: This must be what going mad feels like.
From one thing, learn ten thousand things.
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JAYNE: Ten percent of chicken is -- let me do the math here -- chicken into egg, carry the --
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Wash: Cross the-- Right! Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die!
Chicken: You all gonna be here when I get to the other side?
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Chicken quotes:
River- She understands. She doesn't comprehend
*afte being told not to touch Jayne's chickens.
Mal- All right everyone, we're having a little problem with our main crossing sequence so we might have a little heat and then... fry.
Wash- Every man there go back inside or we will pluck a new feather from this little chicken.
Mal- Did the chicken fall off my ship for no apparent reason? I told Kaylee to check the oven, and she said it would bake for another two weeks!
Kaylee- That was six monthes ago Cap'n, the wings are all burnt.
Zoe- River, honey... The chicken's putting away its feathers now...
Mal- And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic chicken community.
Wash- Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?... Oh right, that would be the chicken. CHICKEN! Back to work!
Mal- And don't cross any more roads; just stay on the corner of No and Where.
Simon- I'm very sorry if River tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed flock of chickens.
Mal-String up those chickens & tie them to the nose of the ship. Put the rooster front & center, he's our friend, we should honour him. Kaylee, go find that chick taking a dirt nap with baby Jesus, we need a hood ornament. Jayne! Try not to steal too much of their wings!
Nadi- If they've got guns or brains at all.
Inara- They've got chickens.
*Jayne- Sure wish we had some CHICKENS right about now, don't you think?!
*Mal- Dear Buddah: Please bring me a pony, a plastic rocket, and a chicken.
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Lightbulb quotes:
River- They weren't lightbulbs inside the box. Now they see ceilings and remember what they are.
Mal- Yeah, but it's our lightbulb, so screw it the hell down!
River- A light bulb can be drained of electricity in 8.6 seconds, gven adequate conductors.
Zoe- Captain'll come up with a lightbulb.
River- The lightbulb's broken. Doesn't make sense.
Mal- Dear Buddah, please bring me a pony, and a plastic rocket, and a ligtbulb.
River- So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution thoery with Thomas Edison's's creation of the lightbulb.
Simon- I can't keep track of her when she's NOT incorporeally possessing a lightbulb.
Mal- Wash, we got some local light happin'... a grand entrance would not go amiss..
River- Little bulb, big room... Many bulbs.
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That's all I could think of. Hope the list isn't too long, and that it's funny. The bottom two chicken quotes, with the stars? Those I thought were fairly obvious. Sorry if I repeated quotes.
And, I'm going to paraphase a really good joke a little:
How many Jaynes does it take to put in a lightbulb?
Two: One to try to put it in, one to find a bigger gun, and Kaylee to put it in right 
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