The Sereni-Tree: back at Zanzibar!
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Saturday, December 22, 2007 13:28
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Originally posted by mai:
"TRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPP!"
Shouting out TRRRAAAAAPPP!!! at the same time as Mai, BC summons his bag, and straps a rather large, black blade onto his back, with glowing red runes on it, checking the twin short swords on his hips, he also pulls two leg wraps filled with throwing knives, two gauntlets with throwing knives, and two boot knives out of his bag. Checking that everything is secure, he gives his feral grin (tm) and bows before Mai
"Lead on, fair lady, to the jaws of DOOOOOM!!!"
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"TRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPP!" the Potter kids shout in unison and TRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPP as it happens is exactly what was needed to startled Jazaf from him slumber.
"What in the Nine spheres of hell!?" Jazaf bolts up to stand then falls to the chair beneath him. "Whoa! stood up too fast."
"Sir Jazaf! So glad you agreed to join us!" Sir Kei exaggerated and swept up Jazaf in a bear hug before he could protest.
"We're off to save the TRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPP!" said one of the clones.
"Okay you," Jazaf points at the clone "I'm gonna call you Will. As soon as you kids learn some magic I want to see you for something."
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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree 
Navigator on Destiny 
Kurren, Bounty Hunter 
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"We're off to save the TRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPP!" said one of the clones.
"Okay you," Jazaf points at the clone "I'm gonna call you Will. As soon as you kids learn some magic I want to see you for something."
"Magic? You mean like this?" asks Peter twirling around the magic wand with a flair and suddenly turning a small rock into a frog.
"Oh and Will were going to go save Lady Flower, but it's going to be very dangerous and our greatest adventure yet!"
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"Oh lordy" BC thinks to himself "Just what we need... bunch of angsty teenage guys with a hero complex larger than the dust clouds of Boros... who know... MAGIC"
*shudders*
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The rooster squawks, giving the beady eye to the clones. Maybe their "magicks" would be able to cure his morphasizing (tm ;)) condition...
Taking a cue from BC, the Rooster-13 shows off his own manly arsenal: a razor blade tied to his left birdy-foot.
"Left over from the fights," the Rooster-13 caws. "Forty-four matches and I haven't lost one yet."
Q: Fish or Hogarth?
A: Marillion.
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"Congrats chicken 13!!!" (Ummm, no offence, but, well, you ARE kinda a chicken right now...)
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"Well I can't speak for anyone else, but my plan is to barter a whole bunch of stuff, schmooze with the locals and look into the possibilities of buying a bit of land. Of course making a plan is often folly on Zanzibar, yet one must do what one can."
SR with Snarky's help quickly covers the shuttle with a large canvas tarp as to keep it's obviously modern appearance from offending the natives, then put up a crude tent made from another tarp and then set up shop.
Scorpion Regent
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OOC: Bumping us to the list
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OOC: Again, a bump... where are you guys?
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and thus it was that - you're late! quiet in the back - for a lecturer i don't come CHEAP! My time is money - somebody else's.
now where was i?
quoting that learn-ed sauce, The Wytch-taker Guide to the 'Verse - we find that Pioneers and astrognats such as JJ. Whedon (from TIMEnear magazine)are correct to state that there is no concrete evidence, of any kind, of ALIEN life in the'verse - despite the hoo hah (lasting all of five seconals) surrounding the discovery of the mysterious moon of Latex - which of course turned out to be a hoax.
no evidence whatsoever.
except possibly the rock.
discovered completely by chance - and throwing the Captain's golf game off completely - the Rock, was determined to be - at least by those who were watching it plummet out of nowehere, to bounce off the roof of the ship, via the captain's head into a HOLE-IN-ONE -- intelligent, and, on analysis, older than any known rock previously hurled in a game of golf.
Imagine then -- the morbid and creepyfying hush that fell over the crowd (all of whom were to imediately form a new and dispiriting religious cult)- the hush that fell as the Captain,holding his swollen head - retrieved the ancient and offending interstella rock and -- holding it up so all could see, revealed upon it to be a word: A - WORD... in the beginning was the word...
and the word was
BUMP.
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