Favorite Quotes

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it's almost like Jubal Early was written in sound bytes

almost every line is quotable!

another favorite exchange from OBJECT:

Zoe: I don't think she'd hurt anyone...
Jayne: Butcher knife!
Zoe: I mean anyone we can spare...



Oh and one of YoSafBridge's

"huh...please...nobody died last time..."

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"noah's ark is a problem..."

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Mal to Shepherd Book: "Why are you still here? I mean, shouldn't you be off spreadin' religiosity to the fuzzy-wuzzies or somesuch?"
Book: "Oh, I've got heathens aplenty right here."

Mal kneeling in front of statue: "Dear Buddah, please bring me a pony, and a plastic rocket, and one of those-"
Inara: "Mal! What are you dong here?"

Early: (to River)"You show yourself. We finish this exchange, or your brother's brains will be flyin' every which-a-way!" (quietly to Simon) "You understand, I'm sort of on the clock here. It's frustrating."

Early (to River): "You're somewhere on this boat with a comm playin' games!"
River: *giggles eerily*
Early: "That's somewhat unsettling..."

Early: (to Simon) "Tell her."
Simon: "What am I, your advocate?"
Early: (pointing gun at him) "You are starting now."
Simon: "He's really very... gentle... and fuzzy. We're becoming fast friends."
River: *giggles*
Early: "You folks are all insane."
Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood."

Mal: (groaning) "What the hell's goin' on?"
River: "I need you to do me a favor, Captain."
Mal: "There was a guy. He's very blurry. You gotta be careful. How come there's a guy on board, and how come you're all of a sudden the ship?"
River: "I know you have questions."
Mal: "That would be why I just asked them."
River: "But there isn't a lot of time, Captain. I need you to trust me."
Mal: "Am I dreamin'?"
River: "We all are."
Mal: *rolls eyes*
River: "Don't make faces."

Niska: "Ohhh, I see you do not like I kill this man."
Mal: "No, uh, I'm uh, sure he was a very bad person."
Niska: *shrugging* "My wife's nephew. At dinner, I am getting earful."

Badger: "O' course, you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but fortunately, I got my hands on a couple."
Mal and Jayne: *snickering*
Badger: "Of invites! You want this job or not?!"

Ahh, the list goes on and on...

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"I refuse to submit,
To the god you say is kind.
I know what's right, and it is time,
It's time to fight, and free our minds!

Our spirits were forged in snow and ice,
To bend like steel forged over fire.
We were not made to bend like reed,
Or to turn the other cheek!"

- from the song "Thousand Years of Opression" by Amon Amarth

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My favorite is and probably always will be:

Bar Patron: "Your coat's a kinda brownish color. I'm thinkin yere one a them innepennents.

Mal: "And I'm guessin you weren't burdened by an overabundance of schoolin. Why dont we ignore each other till we both go away."

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actually, its not:

River: "But there isn't a lot of time, Captain. I need you to trust me."
Mal: "Am I dreamin'?"
River: "We all are."
Mal: *rolls eyes*
River: "Don't make faces."


its really:

River: "But there isn't a lot of time, Captain. I need you to trust me."
Mal: "Am I dreamin'?"
River: "We all are."
Mal: *rolls eyes*
River: "Don't make feces."

fecal matter is a big topic in space....

"when you can't walk, you crawl,
and when you can't crawl,
you smell your feces covered fingers curled up in the fetal position"


"Take my love, take my land,
Take my crack stem from my hand,
I don't care, I'm still free,
My fingers stink of feces

Take me out, buy some crack,
Tell your mom I'll be right back,
Burn the land boil the sea,
You can't take this high from me

There's no place I can be
since I started smoking trees

You can't take my crack from me"

all time classics from beneath the bridge:
Enjoyed by over 2,500 Firefly Fans:

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=15&t=21727#497424

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"I'm trying to put this as delecately as I can. How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep?"
"YOu don't know me son so let me explain this to you once. If I everkill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me and you'll be armed."
"Are you always this sentimental?"
"Had a good day."
"You had the Alliance on you, criminals and savages. Half the people on this ship have been shot or wounded, including yourself, and you're harboring know fugitives."
"Well, we're still flyin'."
"That's not much."
"It's enough."

Just how much better dialog can one ever hear?
How much more can be told about the characters than these few lines explain?

That's Firefly.

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Quote:

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Zoe: I don't think she'd hurt anyone...
Jayne: Butcher knife!
Zoe: I mean anyone we can spare...

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I love that! Also, even though people have already posted a lot of my favorite quotes:

"My food is problematic" -River

"Someone trys to kill you,you try to kill them right back!" -Mal

"Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look into that." -Mal

"Jayne, you'll scare the women." -Zoe

"And I'd like to be king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat." -Mal

"We are just too pretty for God to let us die" -Mal

"They've got guns." -Inara

Plus, my signature and tag.





"The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate vaccuuming systems." -River

"It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think -River

Bwaa!

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"Morbid and creepifying I can handle." just remembered that one.

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Have you ever wondered why in a dream you can touch a falling sky?
Or fly to the heavens that watch over you?

"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar."

A man is least himself when he speaks in his own person. Give him a mask and he will show you his true self.

You can't take the sky from me...

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Best all time, from Our Mrs. Reynolds..

"I'm going to the Special Hell" and the tremendous sequence that leads up to that great scene.

I use that quote all the time...whether be if i forget to get something from the grocery store for my wife, to running a yellow light, to forgetting to put the toilet seat down.

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"My turn" - River Tam, "Serenity"
"... nothin' betwixt my nethers that wasn't run on batteries" - KayLee Frye, "Serenity"
"Sex? The hell with this, I want to live" - KayLee Frye, "Serenity"
"Simon, I was there, and I'm sure you haven't shot a man, yet" - Sheppard Book, "War Stories"

encyclopedia data is written by the winners (I think) - Simon Tam, deleted scene of the Firefly pilot, "Serenity"

Zoe - You'll need to fly the ship now, I need this man to rip my clothes off.
Wash - Work, work.

"Promisin' to kill us as soon as we talk might not be as much incentive as one might think" (I think) - Malcolm, Out of Gas.

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"I'll be in my bunk." - Jayne Cobb, War Stories.

"Well." - Jayne Cobb's final farewell to Malcolm Reynolds, Out of Gas.

"Wanna" - Malcolm Reynolds to KayLee Frye, pilot.


"My turn"

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