The Sereni-Tree: back at Zanzibar!
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Saturday, December 22, 2007 13:28
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*As BC wanders the woods, he is suddenly overcome by a massive, psychic SCREAMING collapsing to his knees, his body shakes as the massive force rips through his head*
"I WILL HAVE YOUR SOUL!!!"
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Originally posted by safeat2nd:
"T'would appear Sir Jazaf would like to accompany us." Sir Kei says, uncermoniously dropping Jazaf's form into a chair.
"Is that a fact? He told you this himself?"
"Indeed."
"Was he concious at the time?"
"More or less..." Kei says scratching his head.
"More or less??" SR takes a deep breath. "Kei, were his eyes open when you asked him?"
"Yes... well... not exactly.."
"Not exactly?"
"Indeed. Ones eyes are open all the time. Sometimes ones eyelids cover them, but they remain open." Kei rolls his eyes like this an accepted fact.
"...." SR's mouth drops open. He grabs Kei shirt in frustration. "Kei, DID...YOU...KNOCK..HIM..OUT??"
Kei looks back at SR in confusion, "What are you trying to say?"
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"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."
"Of the three of us I am the only one conscious and capable of piloting the shuttle so if you want to get back to Zanzibar then you need me to fly. At this moment I'm starting to feel conditions coming on, such as all passengers need to be either conscious or barring that possibility, unconscious. Tell you what why don't you go find that flaky fowl fellow who's been about the ship lately and see if he wants to return to Zanzibar. If so then bring him, in a lucid state, so he can declare his intentions for himself. That should give Jazaf a chance to wake up."
Scorpion Regent
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OOC: bumping so we don't end up in the middle of "no" and "where" when y'all get back from D*C (by the way, I WANT STORIES!!! lol)
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"jaz," nudge, "jaz," nudge,
"WAKE UP!!!!!" (Sister Mary Elephant eat your heart out!)
Scorpion Regent
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Sir Kei mumbles and grumbles to himself as he stomps his way through the corridors in search of 13.
"I, a noble knight of Zanzibar, reduced to a chicken herder..."
"How does one go about summoning a being that is part chicken, part man?"
"T'would it seem insulting to the man portion of his being if I called him as I would call a chicken? Or would the chicken half of his being not understand if I summoned him as I would summon a page?"
* Kei... why do you let these people talk to you as equalssss....*
"Go away, I am not listening to you."
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"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."
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*aims sonic screwdriver at the rift leading to Dragon*Con*
Just a little temporal instability there, almost got it under control...
*Seryn pops back out of the rift as it stabilises again*
Oops. Sorry about that. I'm afraid it's only geared for one way traffic now for when the others return. Still, better that than ending up scraped along the Atlanta freeways.
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Quote:
Originally posted by safeat2nd:
Sir Kei mumbles and grumbles to himself as he stomps his way through the corridors in search of 13.
"I, a noble knight of Zanzibar, reduced to a chicken herder..."
"How does one go about summoning a being that is part chicken, part man?"
"T'would it seem insulting to the man portion of his being if I called him as I would call a chicken? Or would the chicken half of his being not understand if I summoned him as I would summon a page?"
side bar: cross ref CHICKEN
FACT: chicken is earth that was /uk /south london (call me a cockney cab) slang
for underage male prostitute.
see also: little bo beep / badger
the hitchhykers guide to the verse.
no word of a lie
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Hopefully Wytchcroft hasn't uncovered the pictures...
Q: Fish or Hogarth?
A: Marillion.
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OH GOD, I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!
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A point of light appears in the Sereni-Treecommon room. It expands to become a ring of fire surrounding a dark void, perhaps two meters across. From this hole in reality flies a suitcase. It lands on a nearby sofa, to be followed by another, and another. Then Cozen flies out of the dimensional portal. Finally, a group of people including Jadehand and TheRealMe step out. TheRealMe waves his hand and the portal to Dragon*Con disappears.
"Greetings, we have returned... uh, most of us anyway. And we have made a surprising discovery! Apparently the Fox executives responsible for organizing and planning the promotion and showings of Firefly years ago did indeed lose their jobs in the television industry. Sadly for us, it seems that they found empolyment as the organizers and security staff at Dragon*Con!"
TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree
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