In the final episode of Buffy, why must everyone but Dawn be killed off?
POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Friday, October 26, 2007 13:44
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Then I guess I shouldn't tell you about Joyce and Snyder making out in the afterlife, huh? She with her birkenstocks and harp, he with the horns and pitchfork. They're fluttering about like Andrew in his "Storyteller" fantasy with Warren and Jonathan...
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A.V.Club Interviewer: "What can you say about Goners, the horror-fantasy film you're developing?"
Joss Whedon: Well, there may be some female empowerment in it at some point. [Laughs.] I don't know who put that there. It's the same brew that I tend to brew, which is a combination of horror, and heroes, and people crying, and female empowerment. It's the thing that's made my career..."
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Originally posted by jwhedonaddict:
Then I guess I shouldn't tell you about Joyce and Snyder making out in the afterlife, huh? She with her birkenstocks and harp, he with the horns and pitchfork. They're fluttering about like Andrew in his "Storyteller" fantasy with Warren and Jonathan...
Well... I suppose that one's slightly less disturbing then the tainted spawn of Spike and Dawn.
Lets go to the Mall... Today!!!
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Tainte spawn of Spike and Dawn? Hee hee...
Q: Fish or Hogarth?
A: Marillion.
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As I understand it, Buffy lived, though it's certainly debatable as to what she has left to live for. A house in Suburbia, a husband with a career as a financial analyst, the inevitable divorce, an SUV and an Acura, a couple of snotty kids who don't inherit any of Buffy's physical prowess?
Also, isn't sex with the dead (ie, Spike), the safest sex of all, relative to avoiding pregnancy? Ergo, I envision no offspring from such fornication. Dawn's good, as far as that goes. (And I get the fact that y'all get off on teenaged Dawn's pleasure romp with Spike, oh yeah).
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I don't remember an Episode called Buffy. I've got the DVD's and I ain't seen it. Who's Dawn ? Saffron's daughter. What about Willow, isn't that a planet or moon the BDH went to? This is sounding to much like Star Trek, pregnant planets, everybody in red shirts dying. " I'm confused"
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Cozen: it was Willow's magickal screwup, not s-e-x that created mini-Spawn.

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A.V.Club Interviewer: "What can you say about Goners, the horror-fantasy film you're developing?"
Joss Whedon: Well, there may be some female empowerment in it at some point. [Laughs.] I don't know who put that there. It's the same brew that I tend to brew, which is a combination of horror, and heroes, and people crying, and female empowerment. It's the thing that's made my career..."
(For Joss)
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Because Dawn is always better in Fanfic then in actual canon?
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I mean, hello it's not as if there's 'ship police?
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Sure, sure...
-River
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I would have been happy with Dawn living as long as Kennedy died. One of them should have. I vote Kennedy. Hope they kill her off in the comics. She's not worthy.
"it's always complicated and at some point someone has to draw the line and that is always going to be me. you get down on me for cutting myself off but in the end the slayer is always cut off. there's no mystical guide book, no all knowing council, human rules don't apply. there's only me....i am the law" -Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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