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Monty Pyton Fans

POSTED BY: ebonezer
UPDATED: Sunday, April 18, 2004 05:35
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Monday, March 22, 2004 7:53 PM

There are so many good ones, but just because I haven't seen it mentioned yet:

"Well, this theory that I have--that is to say, which is mine--is mine."

"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

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Tuesday, March 23, 2004 1:15 AM

Quote:

"Well, this theory that I have--that is to say, which is mine--is mine."


EEHhhhh-hem!



Never let an upside-down corset stop you from having a good time.

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Tuesday, March 23, 2004 5:20 AM

"Take this bus to Cuba."

"I'm glad to see you could all make it to my little party, and Flopsie's glad, too. Aren't you, Flopsie? Aren't you, Flopsie?! >BANG< That'll teach you to play 'hard to get'..." from Lemming of the B.D.A.

"The great thing about Ken is that he's almost completely stupid..." about the great boxer Ken "Clean-Air" System

"Wait for it! Confuse the... cat."

Way too many good lines to list them all...

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 3:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tmurrie:
"I am going to teach you all to defend yourself against someone armed with a banana!"

"Suppose he had a bunch."

"Shut up"

"Suppose he had a pointed stick."

"Shut up"



That's one of the few episodes I've seen! "What about a pointed stick?" Which leads me to a saying from a Magic card that my friend told me (Because I don't play Magic):

"A stick is your friend. A pointed stick is your good friend. An army of pointed sticks is your best friend."

I was at an amusement park, and I say a kid with a shirt on that had a picture of the Black Knight (minus the arms), saying: "It's only a flesh wound!"

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Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 11:01 AM

I glanced through this thread, but don't think this one came up (it may have, though):

The one where they argue over who's life was worse and one guy ends up stating he grew up in a shoebox in the middle of the road...

Mal-licious

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 11:17 AM

"SPAM SPAM SPAM ........"

"That's the buffet table....."

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 1:56 PM

because no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Thank you for reviving this thread...I hadn't seen it,
and co-incidently I had just gotten my replacement for the old CD-ROM Game
MONTY PYTHON & the Quest for the HOLY GRAIL
I spent most of yesterday replaying this wonderful game! happy happy joy joy

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 5:13 PM

I love the Pythons, tho I think some of their stuff could do with some more editing.

Argument clinic
http://www.duke.edu/~pms5/humor/argument.html

The Hungarian phrasebook
http://www.serve.com/bonzai/monty/classics/TheHungarianPhrasebookSketc
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Life of Brian
http://imdb.com/title/tt0079470/quotes
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/brian-08.htm
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/brian-09.htm

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I am Jack's username
FTL in Firefly? < http://jack.p5.org.uk/ftl-firefly.en.html>

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 7:05 PM

and now for something compleatly different...

i gotta say that for how much i LOVE the movies the special features are even better then the movie. The legos doing the nights of the round table and remastering a masterpeice are just priceless!

Mal: Hell, I'd do this job for free!
Zoe: Can I have your share?
Mal: No.
Zoe: If you die can I have your share?

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Monday, April 12, 2004 3:10 AM

Haven't seen any of these yet...

The North Minehead By-Election.
(Where Hitler, Goebels and Von Ribbentrop are all sitting in a guesthouse in full Nazi regalia, Hitler is running for a minor office.)

Flying Sheep.

The Blancmonge!

Death from the Meaning of Life.

How did we all die?
The Lobster pate.
But I didn't have any of the lobster!

And let's not forget the "Bright Side of Life" song from Life of Brian.


The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.

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