Monty Pyton Fans
POSTED BY: ebonezer
UPDATED: Sunday, April 18, 2004 05:35
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There are so many good ones, but just because I haven't seen it mentioned yet:
"Well, this theory that I have--that is to say, which is mine--is mine."
"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"
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"Well, this theory that I have--that is to say, which is mine--is mine."
EEHhhhh-hem!

Never let an upside-down corset stop you from having a good time.
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"Take this bus to Cuba."
"I'm glad to see you could all make it to my little party, and Flopsie's glad, too. Aren't you, Flopsie? Aren't you, Flopsie?! >BANG< That'll teach you to play 'hard to get'..." from Lemming of the B.D.A.
"The great thing about Ken is that he's almost completely stupid..." about the great boxer Ken "Clean-Air" System
"Wait for it! Confuse the... cat."
Way too many good lines to list them all...
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Originally posted by tmurrie:
"I am going to teach you all to defend yourself against someone armed with a banana!"
"Suppose he had a bunch."
"Shut up"
"Suppose he had a pointed stick."
"Shut up"
That's one of the few episodes I've seen! "What about a pointed stick?" Which leads me to a saying from a Magic card that my friend told me (Because I don't play Magic):
"A stick is your friend. A pointed stick is your good friend. An army of pointed sticks is your best friend."
I was at an amusement park, and I say a kid with a shirt on that had a picture of the Black Knight (minus the arms), saying: "It's only a flesh wound!"
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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard
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I glanced through this thread, but don't think this one came up (it may have, though):
The one where they argue over who's life was worse and one guy ends up stating he grew up in a shoebox in the middle of the road...
Mal-licious
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"SPAM SPAM SPAM ........" 
"That's the buffet table....."
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because no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Thank you for reviving this thread...I hadn't seen it,
and co-incidently I had just gotten my replacement for the old CD-ROM Game
MONTY PYTHON & the Quest for the HOLY GRAIL
I spent most of yesterday replaying this wonderful game! happy happy joy joy
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I love the Pythons, tho I think some of their stuff could do with some more editing.
Argument clinic
http://www.duke.edu/~pms5/humor/argument.html
The Hungarian phrasebook
http://www.serve.com/bonzai/monty/classics/TheHungarianPhrasebookSketc
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Life of Brian
http://imdb.com/title/tt0079470/quotes
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/brian-08.htm
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/brian-09.htm
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I am Jack's username
FTL in Firefly? < http://jack.p5.org.uk/ftl-firefly.en.html>
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and now for something compleatly different...
i gotta say that for how much i LOVE the movies the special features are even better then the movie. The legos doing the nights of the round table and remastering a masterpeice are just priceless!
Mal: Hell, I'd do this job for free!
Zoe: Can I have your share?
Mal: No.
Zoe: If you die can I have your share?
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Haven't seen any of these yet...
The North Minehead By-Election.
(Where Hitler, Goebels and Von Ribbentrop are all sitting in a guesthouse in full Nazi regalia, Hitler is running for a minor office.)
Flying Sheep.
The Blancmonge!
Death from the Meaning of Life.
How did we all die?
The Lobster pate.
But I didn't have any of the lobster!
And let's not forget the "Bright Side of Life" song from Life of Brian.
The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.
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