The Sereni-Tree and the Third Anniversary Party
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Thursday, July 26, 2007 13:35
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**jake7, having eaten a slice of the wonderful cake, notices Malicious and runs to greet her**
Malicious!!! It's great to see you! Hope your trip here was a good one!
**jake7 hands Malicious a margarita for old time's sake**
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."
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(Mal-licious graciously {for her, anyway} accepts the invitation. Since it is solid gold, she immediately drops it and it thuds to the floor.)
Oops. Sorry. Dented invites still get you in, right?
Thank you TRM! It's good to be back. Just LOOK at all you've.....done....to....the.....place. What the hell have you done to this place?!? It's a mess! It looks like I'm going to have to get out the old bucket and mop.
These bathrooms are DISGUSTING. AGAIN! (Mal-licious remembers the original guy/girl clubhouses fondly.....) 
Mal-licious
I'm going to add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.
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(Mal-licious accepts the humongous margarita gratefully.)
Jake7!!! Screw cleaning this place, lets go hang out in the hammocks!
Mal-licious
I'm going to add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.
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Mistress! Perhaps you remember the Mechana-Cabana-Boy 3000? My robot Sparky? We still have him with us, or at least a rebuilt newer model. He still has programs for minioning installed in his positronic brain. He can attend to your immediate needs.
TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree
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Oh, Mistress, perhaps you remember the Seven Brides that appeared during the First Gala Pageant? The ones that you and TWG sort of created? Well, they've been invaluable help around here. You see, Quincey / Bride5 is our pilot, Jet / Bride4 is our engineer, and Trey / Bride3 is -- perhaps most importantly -- our bartender. Look, here she comes with a couple pitchers of margaritas! And she has drinks with the little umbrellas, too!
TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree
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Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Jake7!!! Screw cleaning this place, lets go hang out in the hammocks!
As TRM said, we don't have to worry about cleaning anything up any longer. It's great! I'm most certainly up for hanging out in the hammocks!
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."
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Yes, we have sparky, but where are the actual cabana boys?
I don't know about anyone else, but I would enjoy the view...
Dr Simonwho? Do you fancy a spot of genetic engineering?
*starts going through mental list*
Ok, we need some essence of Nathan Fillion... oh, maybe a smidgen of... no... hmmmmm...
Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt
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Well, as I recall the events:
There was a war between the sexes in Threads 1 and 2. The women apparently won, for in Thread 3 there were women reclining in hammocks being served drinks with little umbrellas by numerous cabana boys. The cabana boys would also rock the hammocks of their mistresses and wave palm fronds at them.
Sadly, it seemed that they started sneaking off. There was an incident where a cabana boy ran off with a hat check girl. Then a call came from the mistresses to turn them all into eunuchs. This idea was not supported by all the mistresses, but it served to drastically lower the cabana boy population. The very last self-described cabana boy was Monkeytail, whom we have seen on occasion since those days.
It was during the middle of Thread 3 that I joined the clubhouse (the Sereni-Tree did not yet exist). I performed some minioning duties, but my eye was toward the future. I created Sparky to serve the mistresses, and the rest progressed from there.
We had a marvelous Friday night party, too! ThatWeirdgirl, Ebonezer, Sparky, some muppet creature, and I were all there. Ebo rocked on her guitar while Sparky made guacamole punch!
I hadn't worked out all his bugs yet.
TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree
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But Seryn, don't you think that the genetic creation of a slave race, whose only function in life would be pleasuring the women here, would be somehow... on shakey moral ground?
After all, we saw what happened with those pleasure slave clones that Cozen modeled on the Big Damn Heroes!
Huh... on second thought, it's already been done! Talk to Cozen. Of course, he doesn't have the power of a star cluster anymore!
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Hmm. I DO miss those cabana boys. No offense, but Sparky's just not quite the same. However, I'm not sure I want to go through another day like the one when all our favorite clones turned to dust. That was just too sad! All those Mal clones -- gone! *sigh*
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."
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