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POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 11:52 PM

PD
I think that you'll do just fine
we will savor you like a fine wine
truth should be told
for you I'm to old
will you or won't you mind?


Emma
Just get your work done
then we'll have some fun
we'll take our time
it'll be sublime
and I'll no more be a none.



ok these suck. have a MAJOR migraine right about now :(

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Sunday, July 16, 2006 11:08 PM

bump

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Saturday, March 3, 2007 2:26 AM

much to my dismay
from Firefly I've been away
its time that I sit
for a firefly hit
then life will again be ok







----
Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre, Owner of a too big Turnippy smelling coat with MR scratched in the neck (thanks FollowMal!)

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
much to my dismay
from Firefly I've been away
its time that I sit
for a firefly hit
then life will again be ok






FMF, to hear from you is such bliss!
All my friends here online I do miss.
Since I started to teach,
Free time's been out of reach
Let's all take time out to reminisce!


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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 12:46 AM

I can't believe it's been almost a year!
All my flan friendships have turned out so dear!
After all of this time
I still think Nathan is mine
I think Emma'd agree were she here!




---- plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose

Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre, Owner of a too big Turnippy smelling coat with MR scratched in the neck (thanks FollowMal!)

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 1:34 AM

"Drive"

If I had a car to drive
To cruise the highway and not just survive
I would again know the spirit to be free
To know the meaning of me
I would be more than flesh and blood, but alive


Traveler

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 8:21 AM

I'm sorry I've been missing in action,
My new job is quite a distraction!
There's no good excuse
For being such a recluse,
Since being here gives such satisfaction!

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Saturday, April 21, 2007 8:45 PM

Simon and Kaylee were dating
While Kaylee was patiently waiting
For signs of romance
Soft words, a slow dance
She got an efficiency rating.



Zoe fought till
War was through
Fights with hubby
Sometimes, too
FIREFLY

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Saturday, April 21, 2007 10:31 PM

The space monkeys are loose in my head
They make me wish that I was dead
I suppose I should thank
All the wine that I drank
I think I'd best be off to bed.

Night all, will try to compose more fun episode related verses tomorrow. Any votes for a favorite one?

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Saturday, April 21, 2007 10:43 PM

How did I miss this thread for so long?

Here's some of my older stuff, originally in the Blue Sun Filk at : http://www.fireflyfans.net/sunroomitem.asp?i=835

Two things in the ‘verse make Jayne shiver
One is a cross look from River
But he really does shake
When Book starts to make
His dinner of beans and fried liver

The Captain’s tight pants are a joy
To anyone who’d like a boy
Be you woman or sly
Let his ass catch your eye
And you’ll surely wish he were your toy

Please pity our poor Doctor Tam
He’s living his life on the lam
Every blue-hand and Fed
Is hunting his head
And also, says Kaylee, “I am.”

Inara’s a beauty, no doubt
Mal wonders, “So why does she pout?”
The reason is plain
If we could we’d explain
“She loves you, you dummy!” we’d shout

Our pilot rules over ‘This Land’
Topples dinos with waves of his hand
But his mastery’s dead
When he goes home to bed
With the one who wears his wedding band

It’s a good thing that River’s so kind
Since she can kill you with her mind
But she’s really a brat
Her ankles are fat
And…Ack...I’m…choking…Gurrk



"Keep the Shiny side up"

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