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The League of Psychic Nutcases - Return of the Spork

POSTED BY: daveshayne
UPDATED: Tuesday, April 17, 2007 19:28
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Saturday, April 14, 2007 4:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tinadoll:
I have a spork.. And it requires roasted penguin..

hehehehee








King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 6:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:

Originally posted by Alliethorn7:
Having fun yet?



I'm "not touching you" with my spork.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de


Huh? I no comprehend, English speaking person. Please enlighten the un-enlightened soul before you.

Having fun yet?

-Danny

I wanna take the Bullet,
The one aimed straight for your Heart;
I wanna meet the wolves halfway,
And let them Tear me APART,
But that's not the way they do it here...

THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 7:29 PM

No Penguin. No one will roast you unless we find a bunch of B comics. All the B comics I knew are long gone to the B comic zone in OZ.

But that titanium spork. If only I had the cash for that.

PhoenixRose you taunt me with your wonderful spork.


Traveler

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 9:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alliethorn7:
Huh? I no comprehend, English speaking person. Please enlighten the un-enlightened soul before you.



I hold my spork pointed at your person about an inch away from you and saying, "I'm not touching you" over and over. Because if I were touching you daddy would turn the minivan around right now.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 9:35 PM

*pokes Dave with her spork*

Well I am touching you with my spork! So what happens now? Do worlds start imploding or chickens forget they are chickens an start riding bicycles?

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
*pokes Dave with her spork*

Well I am touching you with my spork! So what happens now? Do worlds start imploding or chickens forget they are chickens an start riding bicycles?



No silly. Now we sing the potato soup song.

Potato soup
Potato soup
Sing potato soup song
Song potato soup sing
Potato sing song soup
Soup song potato sing
Potato soup
Potato soup

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 10:52 PM

*applauds*

Bravo, bravo!! Another wonderful tune.

Oh damn, now it's stuck in my head! Anyone got any drain cleaner to get this song out of my head? It's starting to root itself!!

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"One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine." ~ William Hartnell - Doctor Who


http://www.myspace.com/roxy_freefall

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by traveler:
No Penguin. No one will roast you unless we find a bunch of B comics. All the B comics I knew are long gone to the B comic zone in OZ.



OOooooh - yes indeed - my house is made of B grade comics and my car is made of B grade comics and there are comics in my cerial - that's why it tasted funny this morning!!

Besides that there were brussel sprouts and cheese slices... oh dear - I think I lost the scissors in the wine barrel again...

*dives in to locate the lost scissors*

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
*applauds*

Bravo, bravo!! Another wonderful tune.

Oh damn, now it's stuck in my head! Anyone got any drain cleaner to get this song out of my head? It's starting to root itself!!



Sounds like you need Maximum Strength MemeBeGone!!1!1 (TM). You'll be the belle of the amnesiac's ball after just one dose of this exceptionally powerfull short term memory blocker. Just one little pill is all that stands between you and toulip tiptoeing tranquility.

Available in your grocer's glove compartment.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 11:53 PM

I tried that too - but it doesn't work if your migdala's been stripped... the only thing that works is a bullet to the brainpan - squish!

Nah - that's not going to work either - unless it's a silver bullet...

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