The League of Psychic Nutcases - Return of the Spork
POSTED BY: daveshayne
UPDATED: Tuesday, April 17, 2007 19:28
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Quote:But I pose this important question...
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Sounds like you need Maximum Strength MemeBeGone!!1!1 (TM). You'll be the belle of the amnesiac's ball after just one dose of this exceptionally powerfull short term memory blocker. Just one little pill is all that stands between you and toulip tiptoeing tranquility.
Available in your grocer's glove compartment.
Is it CHA (Cuttlefish Health Authority) approved?
Quote:BAH!!! Silver, it burns, precious...
Originally posted by magdalena:
I tried that too - but it doesn't work if your migdala's been stripped... the only thing that works is a bullet to the brainpan - squish!
Nah - that's not going to work either - unless it's a silver bullet...
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"One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine." ~ William Hartnell - Doctor Who
http://www.myspace.com/roxy_freefall
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B- Comics?? Joe Piscapo and Andrew Dice clay come to mind
So-Who's makin the pasta salad for this BBQ?
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Originally posted by magdalena:
I tried that too - but it doesn't work if your migdala's been stripped...
Magdalena, your amygdala has been stripped? Were the doctors dancing the macarena at the time?
David
"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de
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Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:Quote:But I pose this important question...
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Sounds like you need Maximum Strength MemeBeGone!!1!1 (TM). You'll be the belle of the amnesiac's ball after just one dose of this exceptionally powerfull short term memory blocker. Just one little pill is all that stands between you and toulip tiptoeing tranquility.
Available in your grocer's glove compartment.
Is it CHA (Cuttlefish Health Authority) approved?
Not so much. But I assure you we use only the finest of unnatural ingredients.
David
"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de
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Originally posted by daveshayne:Quote:
Originally posted by Alliethorn7:
Huh? I no comprehend, English speaking person. Please enlighten the un-enlightened soul before you.
I hold my spork pointed at your person about an inch away from you and saying, "I'm not touching you" over and over. Because if I were touching you daddy would turn the minivan around right now.
David
"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de
Ah. Thanks for clearing up the miscomprehension. i feel so special right now, and if you'll excuse me, I think the nice people in the white lab coats are telling me that computer time is over. It's nappy time.
YAY NAPPY TIME!!!!
Having fun yet?
-Danny
I wanna take the Bullet,
The one aimed straight for your Heart;
I wanna meet the wolves halfway,
And let them Tear me APART,
But that's not the way they do it here...
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!
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Nappy time? Yay!
*Suddenly stops moving, everyone soon realises she is alseep standing up and with her eyes open.*
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Originally posted by blackbeanie:
Nappy time? Yay!
*Suddenly stops moving, everyone soon realises she is alseep standing up and with her eyes open.*
I like to play cymbals during nap time. *cymbals crash repeatedly* It soothes me.
David
"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de
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Originally posted by daveshayne:Quote:
Originally posted by blackbeanie:
Nappy time? Yay!
*Suddenly stops moving, everyone soon realises she is alseep standing up and with her eyes open.*
I like to play cymbals during nap time. *cymbals crash repeatedly* It soothes me.
David
"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de
STOP BANGING CYMBOLS DURING MY NAPPY TIME!!!!!
?'still sleepy, gorramit (*Drifts off to sleep*)
Having fun yet?
-Danny
I wanna take the Bullet,
The one aimed straight for your Heart;
I wanna meet the wolves halfway,
And let them Tear me APART,
But that's not the way they do it here...
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Alliethorn7:
STOP BANGING CYMBOLS DURING MY NAPPY TIME!!!!!
?'still sleepy, gorramit (*Drifts off to sleep*)
I suppose I could blow this tuba if you'd prefer. *dave plays the tuba dissonantly, loudly, and often*
David
"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de
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NO TUBA!!!!
Now, if you were to blast rock music, I'd oddly be okay with that... the soothing tones would gently rock me to sleep... via draining the blood from out my ears first, 'course
Having fun yet?
-Danny
I wanna take the Bullet,
The one aimed straight for your Heart;
I wanna meet the wolves halfway,
And let them Tear me APART,
But that's not the way they do it here...
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!
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