CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #19
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Sunday, April 22, 2007 18:33
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JOSS (Indicating the Stuff which surrounds him):
We just came from a big salvage mission off
Ita Moon...
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JOSS: And what? Wave my arms around?
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JOSS: You'll be a lot thinner once you get sucked
out that hole.
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bun
hoppy ether!
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(Joss) "wanna see my invisible hamster?"
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'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops
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JOSS: Have you got time to do my hair?
INARA: Out!
bun
etherically happy
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That's priceless!
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Customer: I don't know. They looks pretty scrawny to me...
Joss: Nonsense. Fed hay and milk twice a day by beautiful ladies. (points to bald dude)
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When in doubt, consult the hamster.
Also, I can kill you with my brain
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"But our end is forty precious."
"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card
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GrayAlbatross wrote in part:
Joss: Nonsense. Fed hay and milk twice a day by beautiful ladies. (points to bald dude)
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Must have been something to see!!
Love it.
JOSS: I haven't had a client in three weeks.
Backwater moons, slums, frontier planets without
so much as a temple built...
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BCS, is that Fanty or Mingo?
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JOSS: I'm a traditionalist. I'm thinking about
growing a big, black moustache.
bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~
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Joss:"... and (chuckles) then we got the Fox Execs' soft bits, the 3 paperclips, super-glue and the rabid hamster and we..."
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I will think of a signature later. It will be so stunningly brilliant your entire life will pale into insignificance when compared to the few words that will be written here.
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SIMON (OS): Try not to speak. You're heavily medicated and you've lost a lot of blood.
bun
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Joss: ..and the Reaver was just going to poke him with a stick, like this; but the prop guys got the scale of the stick all wrong and Alan spent the next three weeks in hospital and we had to write Wash out of the rest of the film.
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LOL, CaptainCoupi. Scale can be a problem. Think
"Stonehenge!"
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JOSS: Send a team. Bring him here to me!
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bun
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