CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #19
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Sunday, April 22, 2007 18:33
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Reporter: "What did you think when FOX asked you to can the pilot and use Train Job instead?
Joss (rolling marbles in his hand): "That's when I first knew they were all against me....."
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Joss: "Yeah, I've got some t-shirts, books, and comics behind me, but for $20 you can go over there to the Morena Baccarin Kissing Booth."
Morena (OS): "Huh?"
OR
Joss: "...and he can climb buildings and shoot webs from his wrists, like this, it's really a great movie...wait, what was the question again?"
OR
Joss: "Sometimes you just have to find unique ways to motivate your actors. One day, Alan just couldn't get his lines down, so I gave him an uppercut to the stomach. Let's just say his nickname on set after that was 'One-Take Wash'."
"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono
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JOSS: I can go out on a school night *snaps thumb* just like that!
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MAL: I have given Jayne the opportuntiy to get that information.
JAYNE: He wasnt specific as to how. *pulls out knife*
MAL: No Jayne. No pain, only scare him.
JAYNE: Pain is scary.
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Veteran wrote in part:
Joss (rolling marbles in his hand): "That's when I first knew they were all against me....."
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Yesssssssss!!! This means you'll appreciate a gift
I made to a literate friend when he received his
first commission. It was a pair of genuine WW2
USN ball bearings in a fancy little box I'd made.
JOSS: If I didn't know better I'd think we were
dangerous.
bun on the run
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We are dangerous... an too pretty to die.
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Joss: C'mon lucky number 7! *to bald guy* here, blow on these
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
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Fan(os): HMMM...Clean-shaven. So, Joss, who's the devil-woman?
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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
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Joss: And now before your very eyes, I shall open my hand and that embarrassing scene with the strawberry is gon.... Oh shit... Errrmmmm... Sorry Jewel
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JOSS: I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under
such heavy sedation.
bun on the run
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Sort of a bump, I guess.
I think the US members are all doing their taxes so they have tomorrow free for their big DRIVE parties.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch:
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JOSS: Been carryin' this bullet for years and I've yet to discover who it's for.
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bun
~Bastards taxed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~
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