Jayne' s Sayings

POSTED BY: theheroofcanton
UPDATED: Monday, March 15, 2004 03:52
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CALHOUN

Sunday, March 7, 2004 8:13 PM

I like in "Safe" when they are unloading the cattle -

Mal- "ya'know, they'll walk just as easy if ya lead them"

Jayne- "I like smackin'em!"

DUCESTECUM

Monday, March 8, 2004 11:08 AM

In Ariel after River cuts Jayne with the knife, "Gorram freak is completely off her axle"

Coulda Shoulda Woulda

STATIC

Monday, March 8, 2004 11:21 AM

In "Serenity", when Mal says to the fed, "I've given Jayne here the job of finding out how much you told the feds."

Then Jayne pulls his knife and says, "He was. . .nonspecific as to how."

My second favorite Jayne lines are actually the few lines he 'interjects' during Mal's conversation with Badger during "Shindig."

"Excuse me" (Taking Mal's potently alcoholic drink)

"Hurt our feelings"

"What happened. . .he see your face?"

And my favorite, "Pretentious?"

Now. . .that look Mal gives Jayne. . .was that a "Jayne. . .please stop helping." look or was it a "Where the hell did you learn that word?" look?

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

TJ63

Monday, March 8, 2004 12:09 PM

From "Serenity", in the scene with Badger:

Badger: "The situation has become fluid"
Jayne: "Only fluid I see is the puddle of p!ss refusing to pay us our wage"

TJ

"Best not be taking it as a suggestion"

LODRIL

Monday, March 8, 2004 3:37 PM

In the pilot, when Jayne says he didn't betray Mal because the money wasn't good enough. And Mal says "What happens when it is?" To which our hero replies, with a mischevious grin,
"That'll be an interesting day..."

CARTAGIA

Monday, March 8, 2004 6:36 PM

"Is there anybody out there?!"

... [pause] ...

[River leans into the doorway]

"Anybody else?!"

Simon: I've never shot anyone before.

Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

CHRISTHECYNIC

Monday, March 8, 2004 6:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Lodril:
In the pilot, when Jayne says he didn't betray Mal because the money wasn't good enough. And Mal says "What happens when it is?" To which our hero replies, with a mischevious grin,
"That'll be an interesting day..."

Maybe it was just me, but I got the impression the money would never be good enough. Jayne was barely getting anything and then the guy said enough for his own ship. Yet still no.

So "That'll be an interesting day..." was posturing.

When he betrays Simon and River in his mind it's not touching Mal, and he waits till he does it without risking Mal.

THEHEROOFCANTON

Monday, March 8, 2004 8:59 PM

Jayne: "Thats why I ain't strapping a gun to my hip."
Mal: "Thats why you ain't strapping a gun anywhere."

Not a Jayne saying but still funny

Wash: "Its gruesome, oh and a thing in a jar."

"You see the man hanging out of the spacehip with the really big gun, well its his will y'all should be thinking about now."

FOURSKYS

Monday, March 8, 2004 9:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by theheroofcanton:
Jayne: "Thats why I ain't strapping a gun to my hip."
Mal: "Thats why you ain't strapping a gun anywhere."

The best part of that is after jayne pulls the tape off. When they zoom into his face, you can almost see a tear is his eye. Good Jayne moment.

And then there's:

"Nothing buy bygones quicker than money" from Ariel

"I've got a question - If you've got all the passcodes, why don't you just go in and steal it yourself!" from Trash

KNIBBLET

Monday, March 8, 2004 10:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Ruxton:
"...Smells like crotch!"

My husband watched that episode for the first time yesterday. I thought he was going to infarct. I do further swear that he was still giggling (in a manly fashion) at bedtime over that lil bon mot.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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