CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #18
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, March 22, 2007 06:03
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hehe, reaver-dance...
Just thought of a Fox-related one:
Rupert Murdoch (OS): "I have come for the money and your souls... but mostly for the money."
River: "He's a liar and no good will come of him."
Jayne (weilding flash-light looking weapon): "Stand back, he can't die ... damn him and his unholy pact with the Devil! ... but I can slow him down some!"
River: "The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems."
Simon: "River, you know Rupert hasn't got any blood. Just dust circulating in his soul-less veins... River, what are you doing?"
River (straining): "I am trying to kill him with my brain."
Loud Pop! and then gurgling noises OS as Murdoch is killed by river's brain.
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(It may be late next week sometime when I get to the next Caption Tightpants as I am moving this weekend)
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Jayne: "Ok you two help Tenthcrewmember load his kilts and stuff into these barrels. I'll watch out for the blue hands people."
River: "Oh sure, now you want to protect us."
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Quote:
Originally posted by Veteran:
Jayne: "Ok you two help Tenthcrewmember load his kilts and stuff into these barrels. I'll watch out for the blue hands people."
River: "Oh sure, now you want to protect us."
LOL! I actually own a kilt.
I'm thinking that one deserves an honorable mention! ;)
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Kilts are fun ... Breezy, but fun :)
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