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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #18

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, March 22, 2007 06:03
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 12:16 PM



River: Miranda...
Simon: Eta...eta gorram...err...oh no.
Jayne: I told ya comin' to Fruity Oaty Bar Land was a bad idea. But at least now I get to shoot that octopus...

BWAH!
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 4:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:





River: Wait! If Hiro can do it, then so can I!
Jayne: "That's two armies against our one bitty cannon."
Simon: Sigh. Well, at least the text came from the future.


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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 9:53 PM



Some of you younger ones might not get this one.

Jayne (in Australian accent): You call that a gun. Now this is a gun.

Or

'Much to his dismay, what Jayne had taken for one of the new Alliance sonic weapons turned out to be an interstellar sink plunger.'

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 9:57 PM



Joss (os): what? so Nathan can act neekid but i can't direct neekid!!

and

Yep, that'd be the look on YOUR faces if you had about 14 Grace Parks coming towards you.

and

Simon: its hideous...insane...and....and
Jayne: its just gorram stupid...
River: its...its... .... FOX!!!

and

Jayne: its full of stars...
TV announcer(os); and now...for the 455th Acadmey Awards!!!

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TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Choo1701:

Joss (os): what? so Nathan can act neekid but i can't direct neekid!!


LOL!

Blueboy3000: Now, meet the leader of the Alliance! Dick Cheney!!!

Jayne: Dick who?

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 10:13 PM

A Crocodile Dundee reference? Very nice...

Rob O.

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 2:25 AM



Jayne, River and Simon had expected some sort of resistance when infiltrating the Medical Facility on Ariel. They just hadn't expected beagles with lasers attached to their frikkin heads. Or the ill-tempered mutant sea-bass.

OR

The sight of Mal, Book and Wash playing naked limbo would be burned into their minds forever.

OR

Jayne, Simon and River had come running when they heard the commotion, expecting that, as usal, Mal's plan hadn't gone quite right. Seeing Wash juggling baby geese as a method of distracting the Alliance troops was a little unexpected.

Mal gives control of the ship to Zoe...
Mal: If I'm not back in an hour, you come, and you rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 2:49 AM



Everyone was horrified by Wash's shadow puppetry


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Thursday, March 15, 2007 3:11 AM

Debbie, did I 'grat you? Classic. Got my vote.
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VVVV...more on the food theme...VVVV
JOSS: Cut. Break.
And the camera is still running when the actors
get a look at what's for lunch.
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Jayne was due for a surprise the first time he
tried to "fire" the gigantic Alliance flashlight.
Simon and River couldn't believe he was so stupid.
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RIVER: Two by two, cans of blue...
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Thursday, March 15, 2007 3:23 AM



River: "Oh my god. What is that?"
Simon: "[chinese expletive] I don't know. Jayne, can you save us?"
Jayne: "I can hardly gorram believe it. Wash grew back his mustache!"

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