CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #18
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, March 22, 2007 06:03
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Jayne: They’re making a sequel to Slither?
River: Snakes on my brain!
Simon: Shoot, Jayne, shoot!
Nathan(OS): HEY!
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Jayne: Either of you bring a gun? Think I picked up a flashlight by mistake...
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Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
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RIVER: Two by two, cans of blue...
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Inspiration!
'Jayne, River and Simon were unimpressed by the Cores newest entertainment sensation; The Blue Can Group.'
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http://www.bigdamnthankyou.com/
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Jayne: "I don't think this flashlight will stop Cthulhu"
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'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops
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http://www.freewebs.com/mjspages/tempfireflypage.htm
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Summer, Sean and Jayne had just been told that Fox had cancelled 'Firefly'.
OR
River: "Two by two!"
Simon: "What is it, Mei-Mei?"
River (in horror): "It's Fox!"
Mal gives control of the ship to Zoe...
Mal: If I'm not back in an hour, you come, and you rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?
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CaptainCoupi:
'Jayne, River and Simon were unimpressed by the Cores newest entertainment sensation; The Blue Can Group.'
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Blue Can Group! LOL. Gasp, choke, wheeze...
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Our three BDH's seemed to be trapped. River
knew there was a way out through a wormhole
in the fff.net message board, but she had
forgotten the password!
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bun
~bun siggy stuff~
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jayne (flight attendant voice):
You will find the safety instruction sheet in the pocket in front of you. Should oxygen be required, masks will drop from the ceiling, remember to fix your own mask first before helping others.
There is a life jacket under your seat, to put on slip over your head and tie around the waist. Please watch the manly flight attendant. Each jacket is fitted with a light and a whistle for attracting attention, to inflate pull the cord, remember not to inflate the jacket until after you are clear of the aircraft.
The exits are to the front of the craft, the back, over the wings and the great big gaping hole the reavers just tore in the side.
Thank-you for flying Air-Serenity.
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I will think of a signature later. It will be so stunningly brilliant your entire life will pale into insignificance when compared to the few words that will be written here.
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Thanks PDCHARLES and BUNNY. I liked your 2 by 2 cans of blue
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River: "Oh my god!"
Simon: "We're sorrounded by Zoot and her order of nymphomatic virgins!"
Jayne: "You two run for it. I think I can hold them off."
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OMG, Veteran, I think you're right about Jayne!
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Gotta be something we can do with blue drums but
I can't get it together.
(Not an unusual situation)
Air Serenity announcement quite nice.
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*the bun goes back to pre-celebrating St. Paddy's Day*
(It was Alan T's birthday today, too)
bun
~bun siggy stuff~
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