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The One Topic We Rarely Discuss.. Vaginas!

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UPDATED: Monday, March 12, 2007 19:42
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Sunday, March 11, 2007 6:59 PM

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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:

Just because you turn 40 doesn't mean your coochie closes up and seals over.



Um....apparently.......um......it does......


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Wouldn't say that was quite true, FMF...my brother was conceived after my mom turned 40. Though since they had to do a caesarian section to get the bugger out...your theory could still hold water;)

Still...there are quite a number of women who are 40+ who I wouldn't mind getting know Biblically. So I imagine coochie self-sealing is more for keeping in the freshness till right person comes along than closing everything down for good


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Sunday, March 11, 2007 7:36 PM

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Originally posted by BlueEyedBrigadier:
Quote:

Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:

Just because you turn 40 doesn't mean your coochie closes up and seals over.



Um....apparently.......um......it does......


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Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre, Owner of a too big Turnippy smelling coat with MR scratched in the neck (thanks FollowMal!)

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original




Wouldn't say that was quite true, FMF...my brother was conceived after my mom turned 40. Though since they had to do a caesarian section to get the bugger out...your theory could still hold water;)

Still...there are quite a number of women who are 40+ who I wouldn't mind getting know Biblically. So I imagine coochie self-sealing is more for keeping in the freshness till right person comes along than closing everything down for good


' border='0' alt='Sweet Charity' />


Come bid on my delectable derriere at the Sweet Charity auction! Buy me for a good cause;D



Blue

I am a none. I don't get none, I gonna get none.......LOL




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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Sunday, March 11, 2007 7:48 PM

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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
I don't get none, I gonna get none.......



"Closed for remodeling"?

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Sunday, March 11, 2007 7:54 PM

Closed for lack of offers


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Sunday, March 11, 2007 7:54 PM

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Originally posted by FlyVote:
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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
I don't get none, I gonna get none.......



"Closed for remodeling"?




Maybe it's not . Might just need a little
' mechanical maintenance ' . Get 'er ' reamed and re-bushed ' , she'll be good as new .

...Never really ' wears out ' !

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Sunday, March 11, 2007 7:59 PM

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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:


Blue

I am a none. I don't get none, I gonna get none.......LOL




Well...gotta save yourself for Nathan, anyway. Though I doubt our good Captain would want you to without companionship till he can ride up and sweep you off your feet

Really...I know there's someone out there who will be happy to give you some. He (or she, to avoid being all excludin' like) is just being shy


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Sunday, March 11, 2007 8:21 PM

Let's all get excited and start "SqueeHarmony.com" for Browncoat dating...


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Sunday, March 11, 2007 9:04 PM

It could seal over?

Hmmmmm....better do my best to keep things open and working

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Sunday, March 11, 2007 9:14 PM

Maybe we could hold a raffle?


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Sunday, March 11, 2007 10:52 PM

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kurya wrote:
Sunday, March 11, 2007 08:56

At first Teal'c was lead to believe tha tthe play he was going to see was the Virginia Dialogues! lol! And so when he went in found out it was vagina monologues




Bwaahahahahaah, Virginia Dialogues .... Vagina Monologues..

cant help but laugh

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