The One Topic We Rarely Discuss.. Vaginas!
POSTED BY: Calhoun
UPDATED: Monday, March 12, 2007 19:42
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If you have seen episode 18 of season 10 SG1 you would know what I am talking about.
Bloody funny!
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I for one welcome our new vaginal overlords. 
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I forget which lame 70's movie it's from, but:
WOMAN: "Don't worry. It won't bite!"
GAY MALE: "Are you kidding?!? Have you seen the gums on that thing?"
Vaginally,
zoid
P.S.
As with any unfamiliar creature, I find it's best to approach them slowly, palm extended, and pet it slowly for a bit, until it senses you are it's friend... And then snatch that pussy and put it in a box!
(With thanks to George Carlin for the closing line, from his "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*damn, I think I just pee'd me pants*
vaginally blessedFMF
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Sure. Childbirth, anyone? 'Cause I find that a fascinating subject. Just think - they always compare it to squeezing a pineapple from a hole the size of an orange (or something close to that). Neat, huh? I mean, think how much the vagina has to stretch...
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Quote:
Originally posted by yinyang:
Sure. Childbirth, anyone? 'Cause I find that a fascinating subject. Just think - they always compare it to squeezing a pineapple from a hole the size of an orange (or something close to that). Neat, huh? I mean, think how much the vagina has to stretch...
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Yeah, but that equipment is made to do that. Try having my equipment (non vagina) and having surgical instruments... Uh. I can't even finish the thought.
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Quote:
Originally posted by FlyVote:
Yeah, but that equipment is made to do that. Try having my equipment (non vagina) and having surgical instruments... Uh. I can't even finish the thought.
They'd give you lots of local anesthesia and give you a C-section. Don't see what the big deal is. Although I will admit that putting a womb in you and doing artificial insemination (or eggination...) would be unnecessarily complicated.
Oh, and piercings?
::shudders::
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I'm not suggesting that I'm volunteering for childbirth. It was something else.
If my penis had been the size of a baseball bat it still wouldn't have been big enough for the procedure that I had done. And it isn't. Not by a long shot. I generally don't talk about this, and really can't decide why I am now, but there it is.
I said "penis". Insert Beavis and Butthead laughter here.
I'm posting to a Vagina thread.
And I'm sober.
I really don't know me anymore... 
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