The One Topic We Rarely Discuss.. Vaginas!

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FUTUREMRSFILLION

Saturday, March 10, 2007 7:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Misstressahara:
Simpsons announcer:

"And now what you've all been waiting for.... Hardecore nudity....."

Shake shake shake
Shake shake shake
Shake that booty
Shake that booty

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"We can be Heroes.... if just for one day."[/]

~Peter* Peter* power Re-peater~

What do you mean I have to wait
6 fricken weeks for Heroes?

Ok, now I really am going to burn in hell -

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"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

REDLAVA

Saturday, March 10, 2007 7:39 AM

I go to work, and I come back, and this is what I see.

For shame, for shame.

Bwhahahahahaha!

Sorry I just couldn't keep a straight face.

MISSTRESSAHARA

Saturday, March 10, 2007 8:51 AM

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It's the newest acsesorie dontcha know.

Well there's my trip down below.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"We can be Heroes.... if just for one day."[/]

~Peter* Peter* power Re-peater~

What do you mean I have to wait
6 fricken weeks for Heroes?

JWHEDONADDICT

Sunday, March 11, 2007 12:21 AM

I really had no idea what I was getting myself into when I joined this board! Hahaha!

You people crack me up!

STINKINGROSE

Sunday, March 11, 2007 2:47 AM

You know there are knitting patterns for cozies for your dildos.

You all may discuss all things vaginal only rarely, I do it all day long.

At work.

I'm a women's health nurse. Think Dr Ruth and you'll be on the right track. (Bunch of sickos. )

I will cheerfully field all comers! People with questions.

Oh, this is not going well.

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Sunday, March 11, 2007 2:54 AM

Have you seen that show that is on late at night. The older woman that Talks Sex ( I think is the name). I am sorry, it just cracks me up to see this woman that resembled my ex-grandmother in law, DEMONSTRATING the proper hand position for reaching the G-spot. Too too funny. My sons have chanced upon her and were just appalled that a grandma knew that kind of stuff.

Afraid I don't need a cunningly knitted cozy for my vibrator, cause Mr Dancing Vibrator Image is the only one I have. This town is WAY too small for me to even drive by the local Adult Toys shop!

OK tmi

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Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre, Owner of a too big Turnippy smelling coat with MR scratched in the neck (thanks FollowMal!)

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

STINKINGROSE

Sunday, March 11, 2007 3:25 AM

Try the one in the next county.

As for stretching and birthing?

I've seen babies come out. Several of them.

NOTHING is meant to stretch that much, and it doesn't always. There is frequently tearing or an episiotomy. (Making an intentional incision into the vaginal wall in hope of preventing an uncontrolled tear. Falling rapidly out of favor as midwifery makes a comeback.)
Old scars (inside and out) from previous births are sometimes called "skid marks". Not in front of the patients, mind you.

CALHOUN

Sunday, March 11, 2007 3:58 AM

A fella I used to work with was present at the birth of his child, his wife had a tear and whilst the doctor was stitching her up he asks "can you put a couple of extra stitches in doc?". Needless to say this didnt go over well with his wife or the doctor.. still.. you gotta laugh

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Sunday, March 11, 2007 6:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Have you seen that show that is on late at night. The older woman that Talks Sex ( I think is the name). I am sorry, it just cracks me up to see this woman that resembled my ex-grandmother in law, DEMONSTRATING the proper hand position for reaching the G-spot. Too too funny. My sons have chanced upon her and were just appalled that a grandma knew that kind of stuff.

What? Talking Sex With Sue Johanson? Yeah, I know that show. I gotta say it's both freaking hilarious and utterly mortifying to see a woman my mom's age discussing sex that frankly. She knows her stuff though...she used to work as a nurse like stinkingrose and got kinda frustrated with women got getting the edumacatin' about sexy things like they should

BEB

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DONCOAT

Sunday, March 11, 2007 3:28 PM

One thing the canon tells us about vaginas: Kaylee ain't had nothin' in hers don't run on batteries. At least, for quite a while.

*volunteers to help break the dry spell*

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