If Astronauts and Cavemen got into a fight who would win?

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MAVOURNEEN

Friday, January 26, 2007 2:19 PM

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Yes, a banker would change things, wouldn't it?

But what if Tristan has a term life policy in one hand, and a whole life policy in the other and was waving them about trying to explain the difference?
What if the Banker had a fixed rate Mortgage in one hand and a variable rate Mortgage in the other?

I would say:

a) It would be a war of attrition.

b) The banker has poor sportsmanship. Two mortgages side by side, versus life insurance. Think of the paperwork, citizen! Someone must think of the paperwork!

PENGUIN

Friday, January 26, 2007 2:21 PM

Paper cuts! Think of the paper cuts!!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

CITIZEN

Friday, January 26, 2007 2:30 PM

I'm going through the process of applying for mortgages right now. Believe me, I've thought of the paperwork...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

RIVER6213

Sunday, February 4, 2007 4:37 PM

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Just for fun.
Let the flame war commence.
Just so you know my money is on the Cavemen.

"If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do"

It would depend on what enviroment they were in. If the astronauts and the cavemen were in the middle of a city when they fought then the astronauts would have the advantage, but if it was out in the woods I suspect the cavemen would beat the tar out of the astronauts.

-River

BSCPANTHERFAN

Sunday, February 4, 2007 4:45 PM

I agree. If they were in an environment they were familiar with, either group would have the advantage. However, if they were in a neutral environment, I have to give the edge to the cavemen, because the astronauts would tend to overthink the issue, whereas the cavemen would simply start breaking heads.

As to the insurance vs. bankers issue, what kind of bankers are you talking about. If it's regular bankers, I go with the insurance guys. If it's credit card bankers, I go with them. They can be really nasty. I ought to know, I'm a loan shark by trade, and I don't like to deal with them!

So who is he?
He's my husband.
Well who in the damn galaxy ain't!

DAVESHAYNE

Sunday, February 4, 2007 4:55 PM

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Originally posted by citizen:
What if the Banker had a fixed rate Mortgage in one hand and a variable rate Mortgage in the other?

In this scenario is the prime rate expected to trend upwards, downwards, or remain relatively static?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

REDLAVA

Sunday, February 4, 2007 5:05 PM

Doesn't matter. An accountant would come in and start talking tax law put them both to a coma and beat the tar out of them while they slept.

DAVESHAYNE

Sunday, February 4, 2007 5:55 PM

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Originally posted by Redlava:
An accountant would come in

I can see the accountant making it past the reception desk but no way is he gonna be able to evade the appointments secretary and the administrative assistant.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

FIZZIX

Sunday, February 4, 2007 6:15 PM

The real answer is Me: a teenaged girl sitting at home at her computer desk with the whole of teh internet at her command. I am QUEEN of the multi-tasking multiple-window tabbed browsing experience! And that's ignoring my tendency to have AIM windows up and defrag my computer.

But... honestly....

It'd be the pirate zepplin. >.<

Or the IRS, bastards that they are.
What business does a 15 year old girl need tax return documents for!?

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IMPERATODD

Saturday, February 24, 2007 4:52 AM

Being a banker myself we are tax trained, and can get around the tax law boringness, we have federal regulation miles thick dating for the depression. One of the lesser known federal banking regulations is the deposit hold!!!!! A useful tool to protect consumers but a little abstract for some. If the hold isn't enough we have more, Patriot Act, auth holds and the list goes on. Gotta say though I love my job.

As for astronauts and cavemen, I put my money on the astronaut, they created the slayer right?

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