If Bill Gates ran for president, he would win

POSTED BY: Succatash
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SUCCATASH

Monday, January 1, 2007 4:48 AM

Would you vote for Bill Gates to be president of the USA?

He would win, don't you think?

"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."

YINYANG

Monday, January 1, 2007 4:59 AM

No. Too big business-y. Makes me think of the Alliance...

Rules on voting here: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=22892

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Monday, January 1, 2007 7:58 AM

Why would Gates give up world domination just to run the USA?

SOUPCATCHER

Monday, January 1, 2007 9:07 AM

All your votes are belong to us.

Happy Fucking New Year everyone

* edit to add: I want to stress that it is very important to walk down the street at least once in your life screaming at the top of your lungs, "Happy Fucking New Year." And if your street happens to be the Las Vegas Strip, even better. There's nothing quite like being drunk off your ass in Vegas on New Years. Too bad that's not me this year .

RUE

Monday, January 1, 2007 9:58 AM

And let me be the first to wish you Merry Christmas!

RUE

Monday, January 1, 2007 10:04 AM

And a happy New Year !!!

CITIZEN

Monday, January 1, 2007 11:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Succatash:
Would you vote for Bill Gates to be president of the USA?

He would win.

"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."

I think it would be a good thing.

You're the guys whose presidents keep getting assassinated, right?

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
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FIZZIX

Monday, January 1, 2007 4:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by Succatash:
Would you vote for Bill Gates to be president of the USA?

He would win.

"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."
I think it would be a good thing.

You're the guys whose presidents keep getting assassinated, right?

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

This is literally in my AIM profile... "We're going to kill Bill Gates one day, and realize he's just a hologram."

And you know, we can afford to kill him off. We can't afford to have such a... ... IDIOT in office. I know this man's not a good thing. I've not the importance of mind to be politically aware just yet, but that's gonna change, and I'll form an opinion on our current president.

No. Bill Gates would throw money around, and he'd get bombed, and he'd say "but we've got a new crappy OS that all major computers are gonna carry, so we can do this, forget the bomb damage!"

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SUCCATASH

Monday, January 1, 2007 5:22 PM

Well, my general thoughts on Bill Gates: He's shrewd, super smart. How can anyone say he's an idiot? He's great at hiring the right people and he actually listens to them. He doesn't need to be a decorated war veteran - he would listen to his generals.

If his administration announced they were going to look at revamping social security, it would finally be time to sit up and pay attention, because of all people he could actually do it.

He's also so rich that he would not get corrupted by bribes from lobbyists.

I look at all the candidates for '08, and I'm not that impressed. Bill Gates would do much better than anyone currently on the list. And he's so successfull and famous, if he launched a campaign I bet he'd win.

"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."

CITIZEN

Monday, January 1, 2007 8:12 PM

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He's also so rich that he would not get corrupted by bribes from lobbyists.

Except of course he's one of the lobbyist that does the corrupting, so you wouldn't need to worry about him being corrupted to get the same result.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
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