CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #12
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, January 11, 2007 11:17
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Book: This is somewhat unsettling.
Kaylee: Oh come on everybody's done that!
Simon: Yeah but it's Mal....naked...on big fuzzy rug!
Kaylee: Hello! Anybody there? It's just his baby picture for cryin' out loud!
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Try getting thru airport security with a parachute
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"In the hallway we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he is Shepherd Book.
Simon faints, sez Kaylee 'Don't you go, man!'
And the Shepherd has a very puzzled look..."
MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."
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Kaylee and Simon pretended not to notice that in fact Book was reading a copy of Naughty Companion Monthly.
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Book: Doctor, have I told you about the special Hell lately?
Kaylee: Prude.
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Book: You may now kiss the bride.
Simon: Kiss, with Kaylee, Oh no I'd never, not in the hallway of god.
Kaylee: Whadaya mean not with me?
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Book: Hey, guys, have you read this? This is some righetous stuff right here.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
KAYLEE: Show him, Preacher; it says so right there: "On the night of their betrothal, the wife shall open to the man, as the furrow to the plough, and he shall work in her..."
SIMON: Oh God! I can't know that!
JAYNE (OS): I could stand to hear a little more.
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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*from her keyboard the bun picks raisin bits,
shot there when she read the caption about
the nekkid captain on the fuzzy rug*
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and now...
Simon uses a pop-up anatomy text to explain to
the Shepherd why the Special Hell must be over-
flowing by now, even with people who mean well.
Looking on, Kaylee muses on how she would rather
do it than read about it...
bun
~Bastards popped my turtle up~
~We aim to exponentiate~
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Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
KAYLEE: Show him, Preacher; it says so right there: "On the night of their betrothal, the wife shall open to the man, as the furrow to the plough, and he shall work in her..."
SIMON: Oh God! I can't know that!
JAYNE (OS): I could stand to hear a little more.
I like the way you think!
KAYLEE: Just keep walking, preacher man.
OR
BOOK: Either of you young'uns need anything from the Blue Sun catalog?
KAYLEE: They still runnin' that sale on batteries?
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SIMON/KAYLEE:"Whoa. Good shoulders..."
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Quote:
Originally posted by sab39:
I like the way you think!
KAYLEE: Just keep walking, preacher man.
You like the way I think, uh? You have no idea how true that statement really is! :) Are you a reader? Because I think you just literally read my mind! (Or I yours, for that matter). How come I say so? Cuz it's frakkin' 5.48AM, and I was lying in my bed, still awake, when all of a sudden I thought of a great line for CT competion; one I just had to get up for and go post:
Kaylee's inner voice: "Just keep walking, preacher man."
Imagine my shock when I saw you took the words right out of my mind! (Or I out of yours, for that matter). Downright eery!
Needless to say, I like the way you think. :)
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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As Book comes twixt them at the worst possible moment, we hear Kaylee think: "Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word."
Or, along the same lines (but a bit grosser):
KAYLEE (grouchily): "Coitus interruptus" In the Latin.
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Book and Kaylee where not amused when they found out River had also torn pages out of Simons symbol, The Universal Medical textbook, including the pages that had the chapter "How To Preform the Hiemlic Manouver".
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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
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