CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #12
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, January 11, 2007 11:17
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Simon: So THAT'S what getting married involves!
OR
Simon: So, Kaylee, this is the plan?
Kaylee: Yes, and this is the part where you are the distraction. [
] Captain's orders.
Book: But isn't that handwriting yo-
Kaylee: Shhhhh!
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When in doubt, consult the hamster.
Also, I can kill you with my brain
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Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
Simon: I pledge allegience to only shag the excited Staites of America.
Thats a good un!
Book: "and the lord said: shot 'em in the kneecaps!" see, it is in there...
Simon: wow, did you also know you have to marry your lover if they offer you a goat?
Kaylee (thinking): must. find. goat.
and
Book: son, could you please stop staring at the mechanics chest will i'm trying to conduct a service
and
Kaylee and Simon were trying their hardest not to say a "Book, Book" joke.
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Book: Yep, it says right here, it's all fun and games 'till someone looses an eye.
Simon: Well Mal lost his ear does that count?
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BOOK: See, right here, the marriage ceremony of the Local Settlers.
SIMON: So me and Kaylee are married?
BOOK: It appears so
SIMON: I'm actually O.K. with this. What about you, Kaylee?
KAYLEE: All that schoolin' and you gotta ask!
SIMON: All right then. Let's get a bite to eat, hon.
BOOK: Bu- Wait, I....Well what the hell are we supposed to do for the rest of the show?!!
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When in doubt, consult the hamster.
Also, I can kill you with my brain
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SIMON: The book is wrong. This whole conclusion is fallacious.
or
BOOK: I don't give half a hump if you're innocent
or not, so where does that put you?
bun
~Bastards, etc.~
~We aim to exponentiate~
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Thumbing through a book of poetry, Inara's naked-picture bookmark is observed.
My signature...Rhae.
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Simon: Good God!
Book: Oh My.
Kaylee: Is that the Captains turtle?
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Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
SIMON: The book is wrong. This whole conclusion is fallacious.
Ha! :) Good one.
--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Acting secrets #1:
In the event of an actor forgetting their lines, the appropriate action should be taken:
1. Write the lines down on post it notes.
2. Stick the post it notes on a nearby wall (preferably off camera), or on a prop like a book or something.
3. Pray to Buddha that the handwriting is eligible.
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Kaylee: You see Simon, the special hell excludes doctors.
Simon: I don't remember that in the Bible....
Book: Son, she's fooling you. This is a copy of Moby Dick.
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I live in my own little world, but its okay, they know me here.
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