Troops battle 10-foot marijuana plants
POSTED BY: Succatash
UPDATED: Friday, December 22, 2006 03:13
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saw this story on CNN. I was gonna post it here, but y'all beat me to it.
I wondered if they were gonna fight it with flame-throwers...
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Well we are known as the laid back country everyone likes. 
If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061220/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/mexico_drugs
LAZARO CARDENAS, Mexico - Soldiers trying to seize control of one Mexico's top drug-producing regions found the countryside teeming with a new hybrid marijuana plant that can be cultivated year-round and cannot be killed with pesticides.
"These plants have been genetically improved," army Gen. Manuel Garcia told a handful of journalists allowed to accompany soldiers on a daylong raid of some 70 marijuana fields. "Before we could cut the plant and destroy it, but this plant will come back to life unless it's taken out by the roots."
The new plants, known as "Colombians," mature in about two months and can be planted at any time of year, meaning authorities will no longer be able to time raids to coincide with twice-yearly harvests
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Apparently these are midget zombie plants that can rise from the dead.
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How about this: Round up all those huge MJ plants, drop them all around Baghdad, and lite 'em. That should mellow everyone out a little at least....
"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."
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Or make them all paranoid...
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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Oh, I just wanted to say that the new improved marijuana seems to be really hardy and grow like a ... ahem ... weed ...
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That photo that was included with the new article is just begging for a TCM caption contest 
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http://news.yahoo.com/photo/061220/481/moms10412200305
Here's my submissions:
"Dude! Ixnay on the ameracay."
Or,
"Hey everyone. My brother has offered to destroy all these plants in his incinerator. Follow me!"
Or,
"High adoption rate for new Mexican Army pension plan."
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha Ha Ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ......
LMAOROTF
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I watched this video on PBS (UNC-TV)
http://www.tinroofvideo.com/ excellent
It goes through a lot of what we have heard of the history of weed in the US, but is more in depth than any I have seen. It focuses more on the "whys" than "highs".
ooo captions...
Just say Whoa!
or
Hernandez had just the idea for the world’s largest brownie contest.
or
*whistling* All I want for Christmas is my.... uhhhh uhhhh.... damn, you know... the white things.
latest vid
the lyrics http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/lucky.php
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