What if the Crew of Serenity ran a McDonalds?
POSTED BY: Christinue
UPDATED: Thursday, December 7, 2006 20:22
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Silly little game, but I've had fun with it before.
-Of course, all the Happy Meals would come with toy dinosaurs.
-If the Frosty machine broke and needed a new part, Mal would get shot.
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Mal would scream at the kids in playland to stop running around because they would slip and fall and die and he wasn't going to clean up the mess.
No McFluries, just ice planets.
The drive thru would be mule accessable.
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Inara would be out of a job for one thing. I doubt she'd find many eligible bachelors coming in for a big mac! Hang on then her and Mal would have a better shot at getting together...yay i want this to happen!...Quick! Somebody make them run a McDonalds!
" gettin' awful crowded in my sky "
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"GOOD DOGS!!!" bwhahahaha!!!! 
(refrence to the dog burgers/stand mentioned in the pilot episode script. Not sure if it is in the actual episode, havn't watched it for AGES!!!
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CLONE!!!
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hmm I hate to think of the chaos which would ensue if River was filling orders. Though Wash has been fired from a fry cook opportunity so he does have some experience.
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright
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Shepheard Book would be the mellowest cashier in the 'verse. But Jayne would F it all up by hittin' on the girlies and beatin' down mouthy mallrats and greasy teenagers.
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Jayne would actually be working for Burger King and selling them trade secrets.
Simon would try to suggestively sell a Big Mac combo, but use the wrong words and make them only get a water.
~Jimi
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"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be mandatory." - Bill Hicks
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And maybe Kaylee can fix that drive through intercom that never works right.
Bryce
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Despite being made from recycled artifical powdered protien and smelling like crotch the food would still taste better than under the current management.
Also the special sauce content of customers hair would be far greater.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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Zoe would make sure none of the food contained grenades. --You know, they cost extra.
Thank Universal for airing Firefly in HD at
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