What if the Crew of Serenity ran a McDonalds?
POSTED BY: Christinue
UPDATED: Thursday, December 7, 2006 20:22
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I can here River now. "You don't want that."
"But I havn't ordered yet."
"Then you're lucky I told you that you don't want that."
Simon would walk up and tell her to give the nice woman what she wants.
River will then shout "But she will die!"
Oh yes. This will work out. Another of Mal's great plans.
Special orders don't upset us because we brought grenades.
Traveler
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You know, I just don't see our BDHs at an Alliance establishment like McDonalds. If they are going to be doing food service at all I'm seeing something more like a real greasy spoon diner. The kind of place that you can't tell from the outside weather the food is utterly horid or the best short order available in the 'Verse. Since our heroes are involved I think we can assume that the food will be on the good side but customers won't have our priveledged viewpoint.
David
"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de
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All the meat patties would be computer generated because they won't cook on on a grill.
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Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Despite being made from recycled artifical powdered protien and smelling like crotch the food would still taste better than under the current management.
Also the special sauce content of customers hair would be far greater.
LOL! So true!!!
Kaylee would serve chocolate like protein cake for the kids birthday parties.
The parking lot would be spaceship accessable.
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Book, Simon, and Jayne would play tall card to determine who had to clean out the fryers.
The metallic wrappers for the burgers would double as solar sheeting.
~Jimi
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Oh man, you guys are great.
I love the idea of the crew running some corner of the verse diner too.
"Vera's Diner" is a little place, floating on some moon on a well populated, but edge planet. Best known for its "Explosive Chili." 1 in 10 bowls comes with its own grenade.
Apple pies. You have to cut up the apples first... so their safe.
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I think Jayne would make the perfect Ronald McDonald to visit all of the kiddos when they have their McDonald's birthday parties. He would flirt with the moms...but not kiss them on the mouth of course! He would also take pay-offs from the kids to rig the party games in their favor. And wearing the cunning big red shoes? People would know he's not afraid of anything!
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Oh, I love fun threads like this...
Happy Meal toys would be the previously mentioned toy dinosaurs (for boys) or bobble headed geisha dolls (for girls). 
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I realize this thread is about if the crew of Serenity were working in a McDonald's...but, I wrote a bit of fluff fanfiction a while ago called "Pit Stop" about a visit to a McDonald's the crew had to make.
Here's the link:
http://www.fireflyfans.net/sunroomitem.asp?i=3851
It was fun to write, and most people who read it seemed to enjoy it.
Anyways...thought I'd slap it on the grill for you!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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stolen from MrsCobb, because she forgot/neglected to post it 
The burgers weren't cows in the freezer, they forgot how to be, but then they felt the heat of the griddle and remembered what they were.
(don't kick my ass too bad for stealing it babe, but it was too funny not to post)
~Jimi
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