CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #8
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Sunday, November 26, 2006 23:57
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let's see if you get this one...
PRINCETON(dont ask me why he's there.talking to others):"So, stop me if you've heard this one. So we're in a bar, and in walks a priest, a rabbi..."
INARA:"...AND A BLACK GUY!"
ZOE:"Whatchu talkin' 'bout Inara?"
INARA:"Uhhhh...."
ZOE:"You were tellin a black joke!"
PRINCETON:"Well sure, Zoe, a lot of people tell black jokes!"
ZOE:"I don't."
PRINCETON:"Well yeah, cos you're black. But i'm sure you tell alliance jokes.."
ZOE:"Well sure i do! HAhaha, those stupid purplebellies!"
ALL(singing):"Everyone's a little bit racist, it's true..."
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Zoe(Thinking): I wish I was paid for sex.
or
Zoe: Nahh, what's up doc?
or
Zoe(Drunk):I saw you starin' at these missy...
or
Zoe was almost always the winner of the weekly "who can withstand Jaynes curry night flatulants longer" competition.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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Quote:
Originally posted by TCM:
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INARA: "Is everything okay Zoe? You seem a little uptight."
ZOE: "I managed to glue my hands to my hips is all. It's nothing serious. Do you have anything that can free me?"
INARA: "How did this happen?"
ZOE: "Do you remember when you said that Wash and I should try something different?"
INARA: "Shenme?"
ZOE:(Embarrassed.) "Uh.. Never mind."
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Zoe: So, yeah, Mal and I used to hook up back during the war...there was this one time, in the middle of the Battle of Ji Qi Shi Ridge, where Mal-
Inara: Y'know what? Forget I asked...
Zoe(recalls): Mmm...take me, Sir, take me hard...
Inara: I think I am going to be sick...
OR
Zoe: Gyuh, gyuh! Gee, I ain't never knowed I was ig'nernt!
OR
Zoe: Yeap. Nobody flies like my mister! He'll have us landing like a downy feather in no time.
Inara: You do remember he's dead and River is the pilot now?
Zoe: Right. Um, of course I do...um...excuse me, I need to find Kaylee's toys...I mean, Kaylee...
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Zoe: Do I look fat in this?
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Zoe: yep...i got it bad too. Stupid chilli.
or
Zoe: So whats with the Fishnets, top hat and Tuxedo?
(DC comics fans might get that one!)
and
Zoe: Joss has said we gotta mud fight over the Wonder Women part.
Jayne (os): I'll be in my bunk.
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TRAIN!!!
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It was strange, thought Zoe. Ever since she'd drank that bottle of Nandy's fine rice wine, this talking wall of hair had been tailing her...like some low down dirty...tailing-thingy.
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Zoe: "OH! I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!"
(starts dancing)
Inara: "Ok, that's enough Jump On It for you...."
OR
Zoe: "...put your hands on your hips, and then you dance in time...."
Inara: "...and then the pelvic thrust, yeah, yeah, i know...."
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I love that movie//theatre production!!!
More RHPS based goodness -
"I didn't know you were a sweet transvestite 'Nara."
"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card
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Quote:
Zoe: So...?
Inara: Uh....so what?
Zoe: Whadda ya think of my new outfit?
Inara: Zoe...that outfit doesn't look any different from the rest of your wardrobe.
Zoe: What? 'Course it does! How often do ya see me wear spandex hotpants?
BEB
Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis
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