CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #8
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Sunday, November 26, 2006 23:57
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Zoe really hated to be the one too tell Inara that River had spilled choclate sauce and grease over all over Inara's clothes and shuttle.
or
Zoe: woah. Good Bible
and
Zoe: Jayne, its dress casual day NEXT week...
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Zoe: "Well... if ya know what's good fer ya then unhuh, unhuh, than ya better get tough kid...."
Inara: "Maybe you should try something besides your John Wayne impersonation at Badger's talent show."
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ZOE: For the last time Simon, the Alliance don't monitor the hairdressers on the central planets. Get a haircut, dong ma?
SIMON: Yes, ma'am.
EDIT: Sorry bout the double post...this is the one that needs deleting 
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~Do YOU know what the chain of command is?~
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ZOE: For the last time, the Alliance don't monitor the hairdressers on the central planets. Get a haircut, dong ma?
SIMON: Yes, ma'am.
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~Do YOU know what the chain of command is?~
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ZOE: Bao recipe calls for garlic, I'm going to put it in. When it's your turn, make it however you like it.
bun, salivatin'
~Bastards seasoned my turtle~
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Zoe, " I don't like one of the cows. The red one stares at me like it's planning a heist" or
Zoe "I hang my washing out and Wash blows it staight out the airlock to get it to dry quickly... Men"
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Zoe: I'll take that gold, english speaking one and the beeping trash can. How much that going to be?
or
Zoe: What ya been doing sleeping with my husband!!
Inara: What do you mean? No i havn't!!!
Zoe: What about the Toy Dinosaur down your top!
Inara: Wha!!
Zoe: (sarcastically) haha, made you look *flees*
and
River (OS): Too much hair!!!
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Zoe: Shepherd, what'd you d--whoa! New 'do?
OR
Zoe: Right. No cows. No beagles. And now, no tribbles...
OR
Zoe: So, Monty, taking the whole "tussle with that sasquatch" idiom to the extreme?
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Zoe was kind of panic that Mal was taking cross dressing to the extreme. Until she realized it was Wash.
or
Zoe: Okay, everybody talking about sex in there-
Mal: *hoists Inara over shoulder and heads into shuttle slaming the door behind him*
Zoe: ... ....
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ZOE:"Hyuck hyuck! Looks like weez got ourselvz a live one here! whaddare we gona do wit dis one? I reckon a good ol-fashioned....STARING CONTEST!"
OR
Cousin IT pays a visit to the set of FIREFLY. Unforunately Gina had a previously unknown allergy towards hairy-unidentifiable-person-thing-creatures.
OR
ZOE(singing):"Gimme some of that hair! Long beautiful haiiirr...."
OR
Zoe wasn't into hairy men before she met Wash. He turned her around on a lot of things, but not before she cut his hair.
OR
ZOE:"Hullo Samson, you big strong man, you..."
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