Male and Female Imponderables - Sex and Violins (Stolen from Martin Mull)
POSTED BY: JonnyQuest
UPDATED: Thursday, November 9, 2006 04:36
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Originally posted by msg:
Unfortunately I happen to be fairly well endowed
Obviously your idea of "Unfortunate" is vastly different from alla us guys in the front row here.
*elbows kelkhil hard in the ribs and whispers*
"You can keep the damn popcorn; did you bring the jello an' shots?"
EDIT:
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Originally posted by CaliforniaKaylee:
...I wear a 30G bra size...
*buh*
"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"
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LOL Jonny ok now goto your cupboard and get a 15 pound bag of flour and strap it to your chest using straps...we'll see how long you like it 
I get that it facinates guys. I've always wanted a sign that says this way to face...what I don't get is WHY you people are so obsessed with them??? You have pretty much the same thing, just hard not soft...so what's the big draw??
I choose to rise instead of fall- U2
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Starts singing with JQ
"Got it bad,
got it bad,
got it baaaddd!
We're hot for teacher!"
Well if we're talking about undergarments:
Laurelin picked me up a Pack (yes us guys have it real easy) of Boxer Briefs a few weeks back and she didn't pay attention to the colors. Well needless to say there was a Baby Blue pair in the pack. I stepped out of the bathroom after my shower and my daughter saw them on me. She just pointed at them as started laughing. She said "those are silly panties daddy". Guess she didn't like the color either
Edit: The 15 pound bag is just no the same though. Can't play with that!
Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken
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Yeah, I've checked out BareNecessities but I haven't ordered from them yet. I've had pretty good luck with http://www.figleaves.com/us/
Thankfully this is a family trait -- my two younger sisters wear the same size as me -- so I've got plenty of people to gripe to about it, hehe. We're all thinking about a reduction after we're 30/after we're finished having kids, whichever comes last. But I was talking with on my sisters the other day, and we realized that even with a reduction, we wouldn't be able to buy off the rack anyway, what with the 30 band size. Of course, getting rid of the extra weight and back strain might be enough of a reason to get the surgery. Ah well, I've still got a couple of years left before I'll even think seriously about it. 
Btw, what are the imponderable topics we're, erm, im-pondering at the moment? I couldn't quite catch up with the last huge thread. 
~CK
You can't take the sky from me...
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Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
LOL Jonny ok now goto your cupboard and get a 15 pound bag of flour and strap it to your chest using straps...we'll see how long you like it
I get that it facinates guys. I've always wanted a sign that says this way to face...what I don't get is WHY you people are so obsessed with them??? You have pretty much the same thing, just hard not soft...so what's the big draw??
Honestly, MsG? For me anyways, size does not matter. I saw a gal just yesterday that I had to do a double-take on because they just weren't there. Well, barely there. I mean quintuple A. And ya know what? They wuz just as fascinating. It's the "otherness" of it all.
But I do understand that it's nice to be looked at in the eye once in a while and I really try to keep that in mind, at least when conversing. Plus it's just not a good idea to ogle if'n the wife's right next to you...
"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"
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LOL - your daughter sounds hilarious! See now and forever she will be able to laugh at baby blue boxers...just hope the guy she marries doesn't have them on. He might be offended when she laughs at the sight of him:) Makes me think of the pair Bruce Campbell got from a fan that say " this is my boomstick" on the front. He says his wife cringes every time she sees them.
EDIT- see I don't care if my husband ogles...I've even pointed out women I saw that were his type:) I figure he's married, not blind. Now touching is right out, but looking...hey I don't figure it makes me any less attractive if he finds another woman hot:)
I choose to rise instead of fall- U2
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For some dang reason I got the vision of a claymore on your chest.
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NVG- Something about claymores always amuses me for some reason.
Woohoo! works done, time to go vote. talk to yall when I next have the chance to be around.
Q: How much does one man's sorrow weigh?
A: As much as he allows it to weigh.
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NVG, normally I'm right there with you when you post....but claymores? 
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Posted by MSG:
I get that it facinates guys. I've always wanted a sign that says this way to face[u/]...what I don't get is WHY you people are so obsessed with them??? You have pretty much the same thing, just hard not soft...so what's the big draw??
Front Toward Enemy
Just some random thought.
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