CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #6
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, November 2, 2006 08:18
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VO: "Tonight on Dateline: Simon Tam. Criminal mastermind, or hero?"
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TV(OS): "I am a leaf on the wind..." *Simon laughs* "...watch how I-"
*Camera flashes*
OR
Simon: "Can't even shout...can't even cry...the Gentlemen are coming by...."
OR (an extended bit on that)
*Simon snaps out*
Simon: "RIVER! Cut that out!"
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Simon's attention from the vision to his right could only be averted by one thing: River walking in, mistaking birthday party with birthday suit...
I'm babbling like a moonbrain.
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rainstick wrote:
little man loves fire.
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Gorramnit, rainstick, how we gonna top that?
bun, stymied
~Bastards, singe my fetid turtle~
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Simon thinking: So you all think you can vote me outta the tribe and off Serenity, huh, we'll just see about that.
Tune in next week when River goes Reaver on Survivor "Verse"
It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!
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SIMON: No...THIS is what going mad feels like!
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SIMON: You promised me a 'virgin'. WTF?
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SIMON: I can teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
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Simon: Zoe, with Wash gone now, I'd like to try a Warrior Woman. Hey, Kaylee, what are you doing with that cake?
I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
http://web.mac.com/arcadianlc
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Quote:
Originally posted by VerseExplorer:
Simon: Zoe, with Wash gone now, I'd like to try a Warrior Woman. Hey, Kaylee, what are you doing with that cake?
Simon(thinking): Wonder if I should mention how I celebrated my birthday last year? Nah...they'd never believe the part about the lube, nipple clamps and defibrilator paddles...
BlueEyedBrigadier
Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis
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The lights and sound and tension of being a fugitive finally got to Simon as he looked manically at everyone at the table. "Mine is an evil laugh..... NOW DIE!"
If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting
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Simon (in head): you thinking what i'm thinking?
River: Yes now shut up and blow the candles out!!!
Simon: oh....
or
Kaylee (whispering to River): where did you get those berries from again River?
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TRAIN!!!
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Just as Simon was about to blow out the candles, River dropped her ice planet in his lap.
"Those grenades?"
"Captain don't want 'em."
"Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."
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SIMON: This isn't fear. Or anger. It's joy.
MAL: Well, kinda hard to tell one from t'others, face like yours.
bun, eyes wider
~Bastards sang to my turtle~
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