CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #6
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, November 2, 2006 08:18
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He tried not to let on, but the fact that the candles were different sizes and colors made Simon want to KILL again!
TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree
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Simon Tam, the Orbit gum posterboy
or
"I like Mentos .."
or ...
Simon could feel someting stirring in his pants ....
or
(Simon, whispered) "Kaylee, you want a leg waxing?"
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Simon: How ya doin'?
or
It was at that piont Jayne realised those Slash fics could actually have some truth in them...
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TRAIN!!!
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OMG, what a tasteless bunch we are...
(blush)
*splits prize with TCM*
SIMON: Forget what anyone has told you about lycanthropy not being real ah hahaha owooooooo!
bun, creeped out
~Bastards feted my turtle~
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(In Simon's head): Woooooooo! Fire! Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire fire fire fire FIRE!
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Zoe: Simon, it's been goin' on a year since Kaylee has had anything twixt her nethers that weren't run on batteries.
Simon: Huh?
I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
http://web.mac.com/arcadianlc
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Simon: What they don't know is that I'm not really a fugitive on the run from the law, lets see what happens, on Candid Camera.
Or
Simon: Hey Kaylee, do you think you should be doing that here?
Kaylee: Doing what?
Jayne: *grins*
Or
If any minute now the fire from the candles spread to Kaylee's cloths, then the other womens, this was the good dream.
He didn't want to think about the bad dream again...
Or
Simon: What they don't know is that I'm really a Vampire, come here Kaylee, lets see that pretty neck of yours...
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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Eta Kooram Nah Smech! AAWW Now that everyone is asleep I get the whole cake to myself.
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Best. View. EVER!
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it took a while, but Simon finally realised where river had put here medicine this morning.
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TRAIN!!!
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Kaylee tried to distract Simon with the cake she had lovingly made for him, but he couldn't tear his eyes away from Inara's birthday present - a striptease.

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