CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #6
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, November 2, 2006 08:18
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Kaylee: Blow out those candles so I can give you The lap dance I promised for your Birthday
Simon: Fire? Well maybe in my pants, but, oh right FIRE!
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Quote:
Simon: guess where my hand is NOW
I choose to rise instead of fall- U2
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...and congrats to you too 'Bun!!!
Simon (thinking): Just keep smiling, nobody heard that fart.
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Simon (thinking): and to think I made my own cake in my bunk. Hmmmm... did I blow out THOSE candles? 
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little man loves fire.
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Simon: Yeah Baby!!!
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sheet!!!
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SIMON(to Jayne): Also, *I* can kill you with *MY* brain!
JAYNE(OS): OWW! AUGH! Hey wait, no you can't.
RIVER(OS): What a pair of boobs.
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SIMON: FEAR MY FLAMING DEATH STICKS!!!
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SIMON: Yes...yes...now you will all do my bidding!
CREW(in unison): yeeessss, Maaasssttteerrr...
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SIMON: So Jayne is going to birthday spank me? Riiiiiight...
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SIMON: Hey, should we be burning these? Doesn't Kaylee need these to put twixt her nethers?
KAYLEE: Um, standing right here!
SIMON: Go se...
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SIMON: You guys got me headless boobs? Sweet!
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Simon: Jayne.... is that Vera I feel?
or crazy space incest version....
Simon: River, you stay away from the fire, hide in my lap.
Knitter of Cunning Jayne Hats
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Feeling an army boot sliding up and down his leg Simon looked up from the candles to see Jayne leering at him.....
Jayne (whispering): "You want to go little man?"
Simon: "ummmm ..... River?"
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SIMON:"Aww shucks, you shouldn't have! Flavoured candles ontop of a rock!"
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Little did Simon know that the entire crew pitched in to make a cake completely of laxatives, which only Simon was allowed to eat.
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KAYLEE:"Here's your cake Simon, but do you want me to give you your present?"
*beat*
SIMON:"Umm...you guys eat the cake...i need to...talk...with kaylee....in my bunk...NOW!!!"
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Lost Footage of the crew celebrating Simon's first swearword after JAYNESTOWN.
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