THE GREAT ‘ILLITERARY’ CONTEST: ‘NAME’ THE BUSH MEMOIR
POSTED BY: misbehaven
UPDATED: Thursday, October 19, 2006 10:48
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Although it’s highly doubtful that he can even write (with the possible exception of putting his “X” on those absurd “Presidential Signing Statements”), it’s inevitable that Bush will come out with his memoirs once he crawls back to Crawford in 2009.
But it’s not too early to speculate on what the most appropriate title of the Bush magnum dopus should be. Feel free to submit your own favorite.
My contribution: Something Stupid This Way Comes
1. Lord of the Lies
2. The Idiot and the Oddity
3. Oedipus Tex
4. Zen And The Art of Fucking Up The World
5. All Riot On The Iraqi Front
6. Portrait of the President as an Inarticulate Fool
7. From Iraq To Eternity
8. The Catch Ya’ in the Lie
9. Nonsense and Nonsensibility
10. Gullible’s Travels
A dog can't tell a Nazi from a Republican from a Commie from a Democrat and, many times, neither can I.
-Charles Bukowski
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Your posts....Blah, Blah, Blah....Get a life misbullshitin
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Oooooh Misbehavin'
I HOWLED when I read your titles! It's gonna take some thinking to come up with toppers!
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Reality sucks. Especially when it contradicts our cherished ideas.
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the terminator 2: judgement day
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ChrisIsAll - where are you? I KNOW you could come up with more !
The Idiot
Oh drat! that title's already taken. How about
The Idiot - an autobiography
The Repossessed
War and Pieces
Furious George (illustrated and coloring book editions)
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Okay, spur of the moment with a double shot of icy gin in me, but here goes:
I'm a Dumbass
Constitution, Schmonstitution
The Two Branches of Government
God Told Me To Do It
Condoleeza and Other Funny Words
They're Just Muslims, Who Cares?
The Brown-Skins are Coming!!!
Let's Create an Alliance (Cause he's evil...)
I hate Jon Stewart
I love Stephen Colbert (cause he's not too bright...)
I Sure Love Ham Sandwiches
Tom and Jerry Episode Guide
I just read a letter to Time Magazine... Hugo Chaves owes the devil and apology. Yah!
Okay, some of these ain't that funny. I know...
"Why're you arguin' what's already been decided?"
Mal to Jayne, "Jaynestown"
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I ike 2, both steals from Letterman, ,2000.
"Dumb Guy With Connections"
or
"Triples"
Letterman said, as I remember it, " Bush is standing on third base, acting like he just hit a triple, but actually, he was born there."
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"double shot of icy gin" mmmmmmmm .... and tonic plus a twist of lime?
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Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:
I ike 2, both steals from Letterman, ,2000.
Letterman said, as I remember it, " Bush is standing on third base, acting like he just hit a triple, but actually, he was born there."
HAHAHEHE.... Oh MY god!!...Ah ha ha.......That is the funniest thing I have EVER read!
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No such luck... it was the low-rent version... a couple of ice cubes and a squirt out of one of those lime-shaped plastic bottles.
"Why're you arguin' what's already been decided?"
Mal to Jayne, "Jaynestown"
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