Troops battle 10-foot marijuana plants
POSTED BY: Succatash
UPDATED: Friday, December 22, 2006 03:13
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This Just in....
They're hostin' the next Bonnaroo there.
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(A reporter in khaki wear, standing in a field of bushes, which are on fire. Smoke is everywhere and it is hard to see much of anything else.)
REPORTER: And so, after weeks of painstakingly searching this rugged area the size of Wales, finally some kind of reward, as behind me these soldiers gather and burn huge piles of coca leaves and marijuana. The drug barons themselves [starts trailing off]
... may have escaped the net this time ...
[very slowly now] but their evil wares ...
have not. And...
[long pause, then aside to cameraman] and I think you better cut that, Jerry.
[Brief static, back to scene]
REPORTER: Behind me, smoke, soldiers burning drugs...
er... soldiers...
behind me... behind me, soldiers...
rugged soldiers, the size of Wales...
burning drugs. Painstakingly.
[Brief static, back to scene]
(REPORTER tries to collect himself, then goes taut to deliver.)
REPORTER: Behind me, painstaking barons burning leave drug soldiers in huge piles of whale nets. [goes lax] Urrrgh! Woo! All right, that's the one, Jerry. Hey! Let's go for a curry.
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If you're going to be overrun by ambulatory plants, then that's a good one to have coming after you.
It never got weird enough for me.
-Hunter S. Thompson
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Canada. No other nation is better trained for this situation.
"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."
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Originally posted by Succatash:
Canada. No other nation is better trained for this situation.
"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."
Hell, what they didn't say is that the " forest " of pot was outback of the Canadian base...
I wonder who planted it ????
http://www.trailerparkboys.com/
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This actually might be a clever plan of terrorists disguised as Evil Hippies.
Oh shit, too late - their evil plan has worked! It has spread to America....
God help us all. 
"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."
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Originally posted by rue:
(A reporter in khaki wear, standing in a field of bushes, which are on fire. Smoke is everywhere and it is hard to see much of anything else.)
REPORTER: And so, after weeks of painstakingly searching this rugged area the size of Wales, finally some kind of reward, as behind me these soldiers gather and burn huge piles of coca leaves and marijuana. The drug barons themselves [starts trailing off]
... may have escaped the net this time ...
[very slowly now] but their evil wares ...
have not. And...
[long pause, then aside to cameraman] and I think you better cut that, Jerry.
[Brief static, back to scene]
REPORTER: Behind me, smoke, soldiers burning drugs...
er... soldiers...
behind me... behind me, soldiers...
rugged soldiers, the size of Wales...
burning drugs. Painstakingly.
[Brief static, back to scene]
(REPORTER tries to collect himself, then goes taut to deliver.)
REPORTER: Behind me, painstaking barons burning leave drug soldiers in huge piles of whale nets. [goes lax] Urrrgh! Woo! All right, that's the one, Jerry. Hey! Let's go for a curry.
ROFL!
Thanks, rue. I needed that.
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Private: Seriously Dude.... Seriously... is that bin Laden? No, no, no.... right there... I am not kidding... it's him for real.
ROFL
Sargeant,
Did you find Bin Laden?
Yes Sir.
Did you secure his capture?
Well, um, no, we didn't, sir.
Did you kill Bin Laden?
Not exactly sir.
Well what exactly do you have to report?
Well, sir, Mr. Bin Laden has a killer bong, sir.
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Originally posted by dreamtrove:
Well what exactly do you have to report?
Well, sir, Mr. Bin Laden has a killer bong, sir.
::snickers and giggles::
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Quote:I doubt you've seen it, but a comedy show over here about a news station called Drop The Dead Donkey had a scene near identical to this, Damien Day one of the field reporters was doing a report on troops burning Canabis, it went much the same way.
Originally posted by rue:
(A reporter in khaki wear, standing in a field of bushes, which are on fire. Smoke is everywhere and it is hard to see much of anything else.)
REPORTER: And so, after weeks of painstakingly searching this rugged area the size of Wales, finally some kind of reward, as behind me these soldiers gather and burn huge piles of coca leaves and marijuana. The drug barons themselves [starts trailing off]
... may have escaped the net this time ...
[very slowly now] but their evil wares ...
have not. And...
[long pause, then aside to cameraman] and I think you better cut that, Jerry.
[Brief static, back to scene]
REPORTER: Behind me, smoke, soldiers burning drugs...
er... soldiers...
behind me... behind me, soldiers...
rugged soldiers, the size of Wales...
burning drugs. Painstakingly.
[Brief static, back to scene]
(REPORTER tries to collect himself, then goes taut to deliver.)
REPORTER: Behind me, painstaking barons burning leave drug soldiers in huge piles of whale nets. [goes lax] Urrrgh! Woo! All right, that's the one, Jerry. Hey! Let's go for a curry.
I'll look for a video of it, but if you go to the following site:
http://www.hattrick.com/
shows->comedy->drop the dead donkey there's a video snapshot of Damien Day in action.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
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