CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #5

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UPDATED: Thursday, December 28, 2006 03:58
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THEREALME

Friday, October 13, 2006 5:43 AM

JOSS: Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends! We're so glad you could attend. Come inside, come inside!

TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

CHOO1701

Friday, October 13, 2006 5:46 AM

Joss: what do you mean beard?

or

Joss: I think that browncoats everywhere should know Nathan's not the messiah, hes a very naughty boy!!!

or

Joss: You need to go where everybody knows your name....and there always gald you came...

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TRAIN!!!

MANWITHPEZ

Friday, October 13, 2006 7:05 AM

Quote:

Joss: Nope...Still not big enough for my ego!

OR

Joss (circa 2002): And here's the cargo hold where Angel will jump out, attack Zoe, and Buffy will finally sta...Waitaminute...What show am I taping again?

OR

Joss: Nope...Still not big enough for Nathan's ego!

OR

Joss: We've been filming for 18 hours straight, and I have to go right to editting for Buffy.

Nathan: (OS) I'm hungry!

Joss: SHUT UP!

OR

Best Dollhouse Ever!

OR

Joss: Fox would have you believe that Firefly was just too darn expensive to keep filming. But, as you can see here, Serenity was really made out of Elmer's glue and Nathan Fillion's nose hair.

OR

Joss: It's getting a little crowded in here. Everyone leave. Not you Adam. Not you Number Two. Not you, random henchman in video village pretending like you're doing something...

OR

Joss: Yes, yes, the rest of the cast got their own trailers when we made Serenity. But, did you see mine?

OR

Later, after Joss had given the tour to everyone, Adam, Nathan, Alan, Summer and he were going to ride bikes nekkid in the cargo hold. Why? Cause they could!

OR

Joss: We tried to tell the whole story with shadow puppets...but, it just wasn't reaching the audience...so we built this instead.

OR

Joss's mutant tiny arm didn't scare anyone except Summer...and sometimes Adam.

OR

Joss: Bastard took my parking spot!

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In order to keep Nathan from wandering about the set nude, Joss motions to the tiny cage Nathan was kept in until his nude scene in Trash was filmed.

OR

Firefly: A show with women in boxes and a whole lotta ladders.

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Joss proudly shows off the warehouse that keeps all the Firefly and Angel scripts that never made it to air.

OR

Joss Whedon: Proud Owner of the only Slip 'n' Slide on the Fox backlot.

OR

Joss: I need an idea for another Saffron episode...Hmmm...what's this here...a trashcan, eh? Hmmmm...Trash...

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

SIMONWHO

Friday, October 13, 2006 7:29 AM

Yay, Chandler wins it for me. Could I *be* any more impaled? Though I did like lots of the other ones too.

"... and this is where they held me prisoner, forcing me to write episode after episode..."

CHOO1701

Friday, October 13, 2006 8:01 AM

Joss: and over here's where they store Canada

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Even though Joss swas pionting out that Nathon was running in around in one of Morena's costumes, nobody could stop staring at his ginger beard...

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TRAIN!!!

DEBBIE

Friday, October 13, 2006 11:09 AM

Joss: None of this is as it seems. That is not Oscars trash can, Big Bird will not appear,and this is not the way to Sesame Street.

SAB39

Friday, October 13, 2006 1:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by manwithpez:
Quote:

Joss's mutant tiny arm didn't scare anyone except Summer...and sometimes Adam.

This gets my vote!

PDCHARLES

Friday, October 13, 2006 1:41 PM

Joss: ...and here is the very trash can Morena AND Jewel became "aquainted with" at the wrap party...

OR

Joss: take the shot from here... we're still trying to clean a guy out of the engine.

OR

Joss: This is the set of some show... Terraforming didn't hold, or some such.
Few cast members died.

CYBERSNARK

Friday, October 13, 2006 2:11 PM

"It's the Muppet Show! With our very special guest star, NATHAN FILION! YAAAYYYYYYYY!"

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SICKDUDE

Friday, October 13, 2006 5:32 PM

Joss: They're called Oompa Loompas...
Reporter: What?!
Joss: I said they're called Oompa Loompas. They come from Loompaland. When I found them, they were being eaten by the Snozzwangers, Hornswogglers, wicked Whangdoodles, and Vermicious Knids. So I recued them and brought them here to build sets and act in my shows....

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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