CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #5
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, December 28, 2006 03:58
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THIS SIDE UP!!
Burn the land and boil the sea...
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Joss: My other bin is Serenity...
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TRAIN!!!
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Put down another vote for tiny mutant arm. *LOL!*
"When I write my memoirs, that sh!t'll be in there, guaranteed."
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JOSS:"Now this is my home away from home...i come here when i need a break, i come here when i feel in a firefly mood, i come here when the wife kicks me out of the house for talking about a sequel...."
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JOSS:"This is my home; you all are guests on it."
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(here's a throwback reference)
JOSS:"Who cares what face the cat made, TAKE A LOOK AT THE MULE!!!"
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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com
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Joss: I know it looks real, but these are really little action figures. See I can pick them up.
or
Joss: All together now,
Put your right hand in
Put your right hand out
Put your right hand in
And shake it all about.
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Nathan (OS): Joss, I need some advise about that nude scene with Saffron.
Joss: Just extend your arm and grab!
I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
http://web.mac.com/arcadianlc
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Joss: Cross dressing captains, sex scences and innuendos, psycho teenagers, cannabals, priests AND lots of shotting people dead. And their puppies.... 'Cause Fox will love it!!!
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BTW: did i mention sex scences already....
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Joss: Yep. A real beauty, ain't she? Yessir.
A right smart purchase, this vessel.
Tell you what, you buy this ship, treat her
proper, she'll be with ya for the rest of
your life....
(^seemed apppropiate 
)
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"I'm putting Wonder Woman on hold for the Green Acres movie .. due out summer 2008 ..."
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Yo! MTV, welcome to my crib!
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Instead of making some actual money, or feeding fan frenzy, by selling this on ebay, Fox will tear this all down.
BRILLIANT!
I'm sorry did I drip some sarcasm?
Everything is impossible, but it's all here anyway. Enjoy!
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Joss (to himself): I'm trying really hard to pretend I like it here. I wonder if it's working...
Nathan and Alan (OS): It's not working!
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Okay, that was lame. Let's try s'more!
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Joss: And this is the set we stole from "Little House on the Prairie."
Joss (VO): I never understood how that show ran for so long. It didn't even follow the books!
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When Joss raises his arm, the smell drives everyone away.
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Joss: ::sighs:: Here they come down the ramp, to make fun of me again.
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Joss: Please ignore all those people you see here behind me. They're not important.
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"What the world needs now is love, sweet love - it's the only thing that there's just too little of. What the world needs now is love, sweet love. No, not just for some, but for everyone."
Trouble-Maker in the House!
http://richlabonte.net/tvvote
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Joss: SEE proof of alien life! FORGET what your mother told you when she tucked you in at night, FORGET the lies of our cabalistic allied government. This will haunt your dreams and harrow, YES! your very soul. Firefly Slash, just 6 bits!
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Joss: And here we see my practical joke in action. I took all these ideas other people had, threw 'em in a blender, and FOX bought it hook, line and sinker. Paid millions! Nobody's gonna watch 'LightningBug'...egg on their face!
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Joss: Firefly for sale...cheap...a must sell...hardly used...greatly loved.
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Joss: Everything here is eatable, boys and girls, even...uh, the, umm...people...hrm...that could be a plot device...if you'll excuse me now...
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Joss: At first I was going to use actors, but then I saw Team America, and well, marionettes are so much more the awesome.
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Joss: Do you think this trap is too elaborate to catch a FOX?
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