Who's the last one to post on this thread?
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UPDATED: Friday, March 7, 2008 01:55
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King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa
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Thanks, Traveler! Much better. 
And here's something for the lighter side of life:
♪We're off on the road to Morocco
This camel is tough on the spine (hit me with a band-aid, Dad)
Where they're goin', why we're goin', how can we be sure
I'll lay you eight to five that we'll meet Dorothy Lamour (yeah, get in line)
Off on the road to Morocco
Hang on till the end of the line (I like your jockey. Quiet)
I hear this country's where they do the dance of the seven veils
We'd tell you more (uh-ah) but we would have the censor on our tails (good boy)
We certainly do get around
Like Webster's Dictionary we're Morocco bound
We're off on the road to Morocco
Well look out, well clear the way, 'cause here we come
Stand by for a concussion
The men eat fire, sleep on nails and saw their wives in half
It seems to me there should be easier ways to get a laugh
(shall I slip on my big shoes?)
Off on the road to Morocco
Hooray! Well blow a horn, everybody duck
Yeah. it's a green light, come on boys
We may run into vilains but we're not afraid to roam
Because we read the story and we end up safe at home (yeah)
Certainly do get around
Like Webster's Dictionary we're Morocco bound
We certainly do get around
Like a complete set of Shakespeare that you get
in the corner drugstore for a dollar ninety-eight
We're Morocco bound
Or, like a volume of Omar Khayyam that you buy in the
department store at Christmas time for your cousin Julia
We're Morocco bound
(we could be arrested)♪
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RMMC
"Those grenades?"
"Captain don't want 'em."
"Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."
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Thank yo RMMC. Did someone tell you I was a Bob Hope fan, because I just got done discussing him in improbabales. And you included a picture. That was great.
Can't help it. He was one of the greats.
Traveler
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Quote:
Originally posted by traveler:
Thank yo RMMC. Did someone tell you I was a Bob Hope fan, because I just got done discussing him in improbabales. And you included a picture. That was great.
Nope, no one told me. I'm just rather fond of him myself.
Quote:
Originally posted by traveler:
Can't help it. He was one of the greats.
No argument here.
♪ Thanks for the memory:
Of things I can't forget, journeys on a jet,
Our wond'rous week in Martinique and Vegas and roulette.
How lucky I was.
And thanks for the memory:
Of summers by the sea, dawn in Waikiki.
We had a pad in London but we didn't stop for tea;
How cozy it was.
Now since our breakup I wake up
Alone on a gray morning-after.
I long for the sound of your laughter,
And then I see the laugh's on me.
But, thanks for the memory:
Of every touch a thrill. I've been through the mill.
I've lived a lot and learned a lot, you loved me not and still;
I miss you so much.
Thanks for the memory:
Of how we used to jog even in a fog,
That barbecue in Malibu, away from all the smog -
How rainy it was.
Thanks for the memory:
Of letters I destroyed, books that we enjoyed,
Tonight the way things look, I need a book by Sigmund Freud -
How brainy he was.
Gone are those evenings on Broadway.
Together we'd go to a great show.
But now I begin with the Late Show,
And wish that you were watching, too.
I know it's a fallacy:
That grown men never cry, baby, that's a lie.
We had our bed of roses, but forgot that roses die.
And thank you so much. ♪
Nice piccy you posted as well.
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RMMC
"Those grenades?"
"Captain don't want 'em."
"Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."
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Huh? Wha? Is it morning? Is everyone singing? i don't have the energy to sing...
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Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Gautama Siddharta
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Hi PR!
It's a bit after midnight where I am, so I'm still up and bouncing from Saturday.
I got just the thing for ya:
Enjoy!
♪Take my love,
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand,
I don't care
I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me.♪
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RMMC
"Those grenades?"
"Captain don't want 'em."
"Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."
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Who's Bob Hope?
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Thanks, RMMC, but coffee never worked for me. Don't suppose you have a bottle of Bawls or other guarana-rich beverage? I would have picked one up on my way to work, but I, you know, slept in. Didn't have extra time to be stopping anywhere.
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As it happens, PR, I do.
Will it do?
SSJ---tell me it ain't so. You don't know who Bob Hope was? You're not just funnin' me, right?
edit:In case you're serious: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001362/
Dang I'm old!
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RMMC
"Those grenades?"
"Captain don't want 'em."
"Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."
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That looks mighty fine, RMMC 
*wonders if people would be nice enough to not call for about twenty minutes so she could go get the real thing*
Probably not. Just have to settle for a pretty picture.
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