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World to end today.

POSTED BY: Cybersnark
UPDATED: Wednesday, September 13, 2006 08:33
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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 2:30 PM

A fairly old article, reposted as the clock ticks down.

http://www.religionnewsblog.com/15749

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Yisrayl Hawkins, well known Bible scholar and author, reports that the Bible predicts the exact date and the location that nuclear war will begin. Hawkins states that the current crisis in the Middle East will go nuclear on September 12, 2006 in the area around the Euphrates River. Calling upon his 50 years of biblical research, Hawkins correlates numerous Bible prophecies with world events to support his claim.

According to Yisrayl Hawkins, the countdown to nuclear war began with the signing of the Oslo accords on the White House lawn on September 13, 1993. He says that the book of Daniel shows that although this is a seven-year agreement, it would take fourteen years to be fully carried out, ending on October 13, 2007. He then cites prophecies in the book of Revelation showing that nuclear war would begin a year, a month and a day prior to the end of the Oslo agreement.

- Source: Nuclear war begins September 12, 2006, MNDnewswire.com, Aug. 28, 2006



Film (noir) at 11.


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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 2:35 PM

Wouldn't you know it... i just bought a new computer... and I got the extended warranty....

Oh well, I'm going fishing....goodbye cruel world

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 2:42 PM

*stand around, taps toes in irritance, checks watch, looks around to see at least one of the four horsemen*

Ah frack it. God, people have been waiting for Armageddon to come for the longest time. Wouldn't put too much thought into it.

I'm gonna go out and get THE OFFIE Season 2.

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"Maybe we should start calling your friend 'Padme' because he loves 'Mannequin Skywalker' so much, Right? (imitating robot) Danger...danger...my name is Anakin...my shitty acting is ruining saga."

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DUG
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 7:35 PM

Ah, piffle.

I want to do this project for work so little that I was actually rooting for this apocalypse.

It can't be good that the refrain has now changed from "I've got to find another job" to "I've got to just freaking quit this job since the nuclear armageddon didn't happen".

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 7:44 PM

Gorramit, and I just told the Husband to chop tomatoes and onions for tonight's dinner (was gonna be tacos).



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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 7:48 PM

DAMN! WHY OH WHY DID I PAY THAT PARKING TICKET!?!


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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 7:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cybersnark:
A fairly old article, reposted as the clock ticks down.



The world can't end yet. The Cubs still haven't gotten back to the world series.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 8:14 PM

The world is going to end? Again?! I hate it when that happens. Here is to hoping that it does not. Again.

--Karel.


"For we can be thankful and tranquil and proud, for man is endowed with a mushroom shaped cloud. For we can be certain that some happy day, someone will set the spark off, and we will all be blown away." -- A Merry Minuet, Kingston Trio.

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 8:30 PM

Well, it's a nice day for it

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 8:31 PM

Uh.. How many times have we been through this before? Well at least I have an excuse for not cleaning the bathroom today.

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

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