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There's a joke I'm not getting (Maidenhead)

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UPDATED: Wednesday, August 30, 2006 14:19
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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 10:42 PM

I used to have a list of the Iowa FFF.net members. I believe there are 7 or 8 that I found...



King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006 12:28 AM

I thought I was the only Browncoat from Iowa. Sumner, IA to be exact.

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006 12:56 AM

Oh great. First it was the Forsaken and now were inudated by Mythic Iowa's.

Time to click my heels together and say, "No place like home. No place like home".

Anyone out there? Anyone else?

LOL
Traveler

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006 2:25 AM

Iowa is NOT mythical. It is just outside my door…if I dare look. Hmmm, maybe later; but I am sure that it is there. Really.

'Time to click my heels together and say, "No place like home. No place like home".'

Is not that Dorothy from the "Wizard of Oz." Was not Dorothy from that mythical place called 'Kansas'?

Had to be, since the Wizard of Oz is a truely fictional story involving obviously fictional characters, from an obviously fictional state like Kansas. Get Real. I never heard of a planet or a moon in Firefly called "Kansas"; Ergo, Kansas is the fictional place, NOT Iowa.

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006 2:39 AM

Hello fxstb02:

You are correct sir!

Actually I'm from Wisconsin.

You Know. Green Bay Packers, Harley Davidson's, cheese.

And at times I think this state is mythical or wish it would be. But I'm use to the cold winters now and I guess I'll stay here and watch the Packers beat the Bears while I huddle next to my TV to keep warm.

Found you guys another Iowan
Traveler

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006 3:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by traveler:
Hello fxstb02:

You are correct sir!

Actually I'm from Wisconsin.

You Know. Green Bay Packers, Harley Davidson's, cheese.

And at times I think this state is mythical or wish it would be. But I'm use to the cold winters now and I guess I'll stay here and watch the Packers beat the Bears while I huddle next to my TV to keep warm.

Found you guys another Iowan
Traveler



Hey Traveler,
Hah, I knew it; another cheesehead. That is o.k., I lived there too for 11 years. I do ride a Harley (is there any other motorcycle?), hence my username. At least you did not say "watch the Packer beat the MIGHTY Lions (that would be another Mythical feat)" As you should be able to tell, I am originally from another cold, mythical state called Michigan. Cold? Cold you say? I graduated from M.T.U. in Houghton, MI. You want to talk about "cold". I could tell you stories that would freeze your curds.
We are good, just stringing the cheese.
FXSTB02

I call it Vera

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006 1:49 PM

I--a huge Patrick O'Brian (Aubrey/Maturin series) fan as well as Firefly/Serenity, read the Maidenhead responce about it being the thing at the bow...that's not what my delving came up with. That is called a FIGUREHEAD in both my lexicon to the O'Brian books, A SEA OF WORDS, by Dean King, and Webster's tome...So, we're are, I believe back to the possible double meaning: this is the place that is at the brink of where "no man has gone before" --whether it be with the maid or the 'verse....watchathink, huh?

....the old one

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006 1:55 PM

... Huh!
Yep, you are right. On dictionary.com it gives several definitions, all relating to maidenhood, virginity, or the hymen.
I'm wondering how a town got such an interesting name.


Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace. - Gautama Siddharta

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006 2:19 PM

'i'll sell you my sister's...'

they may have been very poor.

_______
jailbait.

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