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Scientists invent non-melty chocolate!!!

POSTED BY: Cybersnark
UPDATED: Saturday, August 26, 2006 02:57
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Friday, August 25, 2006 6:41 PM

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The Army is researching this for a simple reason, chocolate (and other candies) have very high energy density (sugar high).



So why don't they give them some bottles of mudders milk? Makes 'em happy on top of that!

But I remember a soldier in a play saying, that's how you dstinguish young from old soldiers: the young carry bullets in their pockets, the old ones chocolate.

Esther


Love my captain!

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Friday, August 25, 2006 7:00 PM

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Originally posted by Esther:
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The Army is researching this for a simple reason, chocolate (and other candies) have very high energy density (sugar high).



So why don't they give them some bottles of mudders milk? Makes 'em happy on top of that!



Because it apparently tastes bad, and if I remember correctly is alcoholic. Drunk, bored people with guns and explosives...pay-per-view?

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Saturday, August 26, 2006 2:57 AM

sounds like a saturday night in Vegas, not that I've ever been to Vegas, mind you.

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