River vs. Buffy, who do you think win?
POSTED BY: fireflycv63
UPDATED: Friday, August 25, 2006 03:11
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I'd put all my money on River.
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I was a bigger Buffy fan - during my enitre stint of highschool - than I care to admit! Mainly because I was in love with Sarah Michelle Gellar.
At that time I'd have said Buffy would thrash River... mainy because I'd never heard of River then. Now however, I'd have to say that River would indeed spread Buffy all up and down the walls! And I mean that in the nicest possible way with all the respect in the world for Buffy hehe.
Not only would this be the case coz River is just a badass assassin, but as stated earlier: she would know exactly what Buffy was thinking and planning on before she did it.
River 1
Buffy 0
Then they'll go out for drinks afterwards 
I wonder if fighting makes River horny too? 
(the buffy fans will get that 
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Originally posted by PIK:
I wonder if fighting makes River horny too?
(the buffy fans will get that
We would if we were talking about Faith and not Buffy.
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Faith: God, I could eat a horse. Isn't it crazy how slayin' just always
makes you hungry and horny?
Buffy: Well... Sometimes I-I crave a nonfat yogurt afterwards.
Due to the hastey and unconfident manner of Buffy's response, I'd assume she just didn't want to admit she feels the same as Faith. At least thats how I interprated the dialogue. Each viewer is different I guess.
"... ... Yup. That went well."
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Quote:
Originally posted by PIK:
Faith: God, I could eat a horse. Isn't it crazy how slayin' just always
makes you hungry and horny?
Buffy: Well... Sometimes I-I crave a nonfat yogurt afterwards.
Due to the hastey and unconfident manner of Buffy's response, I'd assume she just didn't want to admit she feels the same as Faith. At least thats how I interprated the dialogue. Each viewer is different I guess.
"... ... Yup. That went well."
What I got from that is that Faith was acting "adult" whereas Buffy was into the whole doing good thing b/c that's just what you do. That Buffy had to say something and that's what came out.
These aren't two adults talking. They are still teenagers that, in Faith's case, are trying to act like an adult, and in Buffy's case, trying to be accepted.
At least that's how I saw it.
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Exactly, they're teenagers. Adolescents = always thinking about sex
Joke hehe.
Seriously though, as I said: each viewer is different in their interpretation of some things.
And at that I shall leave it
...River still wins and that's the important thing.
"... ... Yup. That went well."
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I still think Jayne would win with the Hammerfist over Buffy's head in the end.
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I think Jayne would just bust out Vera and finish them all off
"... ... Yup. That went well."
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I think Jayne would just bust out Vera and finish them all off
"... ... Yup. That went well."
Having Jayne hammerfist Buffy over the head just seems to have that Joss type of humor all over it. I can see it now, Buffy standing over an uncontious River. Tired and bruised, then just as she catches her breath and starts to walk away, Jayne shows up out of the shadows and hammerfists her over the head and says something witty based on something said when River and Buffy fought, then commercial.
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