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The Sereni-Tree: Quest For The Giant Firebreathing Space Chickens!

POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Thursday, September 21, 2006 06:07
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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 3:46 AM

TheRealMe takes another swig.

"It has layers!"



TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 3:50 AM

As he is walking towards the castle with Seryn and Snarky a thought crosses SR mind.

"Snarky stay with lady Seryn and see she stays safe, well atleast relatively safe. I need to run down to the tavern relay some crucial informaion. Tell lady Seryn that I will be at the castle right away."

SR makes his way as quick as possible to the tavern. He walks up to Wisp's table.

"Wisp there's something you should know. Before you start getting friendly with,..."

A young woman interposes herself between SR and Wisp.

"Excuse me, my girlfriends and I have had a lot of fun, but we need to get paid, now."

SR rolls his eyes and shakes his head.

"Well I got to get to the castle." SR dashes off.

Scorpion Regent

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MAI
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 4:02 AM



Are the fire chickens born breathing fire? And if so, how do they keep from turning themselves into scrambled eggs when they are hatching?


More stuff with layers please! Yum!!!

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 4:15 AM

LOL, yes, Layers indeed. Cheers! *slams another "Broadside" (yes I just named it)* (And yes, I'll make one at D*C)

*LOL at self scrambling eggs*
You are brilliant.
*gets another round of Layered Broadsides*
If we do get detained for FBCRUI (fire breathing chicken riding under the influence) I've got a few tricks up my sleave. Of course we could just get a couple of rooms at this fine establishment and call to the other folk that we'll be in tomorrow... late tomorrow.


"Friends don't let friends ride fire breathing chickens drunk."

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 7:00 AM

SR returns to the Castle to find hundreds of people milling alover the place, and small child tugs on his tunic hem and in coached tones tells him the Seryn is over this way.

Following the kid, SR see Seryn seated amongst a group of ladies in bright dresses in a small raised dais off to one side of a large open and almost empty field.

"Hey darling! Look, I made some new friends. They were just telling me about whats happening, its like an old medieval tournament, and they have the jousting and whatnot, but they also have events like chicken dressage, agility training, chicken dancing and chicken confusing. *lowers voice* BTW, all the wild chickens belong to the king. and all the property of the people also belong to the king, so basically, everything belongs to the king, so if we're of to hunt them, we now know who we're avoiding.

Look, they're about to start the chicken dancing..."

*several knights waddle out onto the saw dust surface and begin rhythmically waggling their elbows and hands*

"Oh... ok, I was expecting the chickens to do the actual dancing..."

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 8:10 AM

"PAY??? Ive never payed of it in my life but in tthe interests of i didnt ask" Wisp reached in his bag and handed each of the girls a diamond the size of a penny. All of them agreed it was too much and offered Wisp more service but he declined as he said prostitution was bad and gave them all a lecture.
"Now am i the only one interested in the monk with the gun??"

Wisp walked outside to follow the monk but foun JH and Mai pouring moonshine down the chickens throats.

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 1:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jadehand:
LOL, yes, Layers indeed. Cheers! *slams another "Broadside" (yes I just named it)* (And yes, I'll make one at D*C)




Total OOC

Oooh! Genius you! I must try one at D*C!

*reminds herself to pack shot glasses*

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 9:08 PM

just got off the phone with one of my fire breathing chicken friends...he informed me they are born with the ability to produce flame, but in order to do so must first consume large quantities of the zanziberra daisy, part of the local fauna...hence, no instant scrambled egg

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 11:05 PM

*kiss* umm.. bought 2 more shot glasses today. Then found 4 pirate mugs and 2 pirate shot glasses. We're good Captain. *bows*


"I have been here many times before In a life I used to live
But I have never seen these streets so fresh Washed with morning rain
I have seen this face a thousand times Every morning of my life
But I never saw these eyes so clear Free of doubt and pain
Like the whole world has been made again."
Made Again (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 11:09 PM

I can't resist rooster jokes. I live on a chicken farm, so I've got tons.




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