The Sereni-Tree: Quest For The Giant Firebreathing Space Chickens!
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Thursday, September 21, 2006 06:07
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Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
I beleive you. Thousands wouldn't.
Ah, well, it look like they're having some kind of lawn party at the castle - there are guys on chickens trying to poke each other with big sticks, i'm going to see what thats about.
*watches all head off to village* no one wants to come with? Ah well.
*rides off to castle*
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SR and Snarky follow behind Seryn, as they have no Psuedo chickens to ride.
Scorpion Regent
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After the embarrasing encounter with the local townsfolk, TheRealMe (and anyone with him.. Jake7? Mai? Jadehand? Anyone?) head to a local tavern, tie up their robotic mounts, and head inside. They order turkey legs and ale, and sit back to observe the scene. Wisp re-enters the tavern with one young woman and immediately departs with another.
"Huh. Wisp seems to have quite a bit of stamina. Then again, we know that he used a number of super-scientific bionic implants to augment many of his... uh... physical abilities."
P.S. Welcome back, 13.
TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree
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Indeed, TRL. Indeed.
13 steps into the bar, just having dealt with the massive task of roping up his rooster, and collapses into a barstool beside TRL.
"Well! Never before have I given an adversary such a powerful sticking! Why, he'll be sore for months!"
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Originally posted by WashsYoungerSexierBrother:
Wisp approached a young girl at the end of the bar. She was beautiful. The bottle of whisky didnt alter this fact although made her a little blurry round the edges.
Wisp rembered SR's words and knew a drunken bafoon would not win him a piece of this fine ass. He reached into his bag and extracted a small vial with a large 'D' On the bung. He quickly drank it down and quivered for a second. This was Wisps rapid detox-soberifier. Couldnt cure a hangover but would make you completely sober for 48 hours. The you would experience a very drunken state for four hours and a comatose state for another 4 and then you would have a hangover for 40. But this was worth it.
In his new sober state he approached the girl aged roughly 20 with mucky blond hair and ragged clothes. She appeared to be a local farm girl who must have a very important heritage to be allowed to drink in this bar.
"Good day mi lady" Wisp spoke doffing his hat "I was wondering of youd do me the honour of letting me buy you a drink"
"No drink but i'll lift my skirt for you round the back" Thankyou SR i could have done that after 3 bottles.
Wisp left with the girl there and then. and returned an hour later (the boy has stamina) to find another naughty girl to corrupt further.
"I could be a companion he said pouring another drink"
OOC: I said the women were worldly, I didn't say they were easy.
Scorpion Regent
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Wisp propped himself up at the Bar trully knackered. The girls were VERY worldly. He had to use his most high class lines on most of them. And he couldnt brag about his brains because on this planet knowin the planets round is the sign of a genious.
He looked over to the door as a monk entered. He was old school, Brown robes bald head white beard. Behind him were some more girls so he decided to Xray past him and check them out. However on the way through his body he spotted somthing interesting.
Strapped to the monks chest beneath his robes was a 9mm automatic.
"Thats interesting" Wisp walked over to TRMs table and sat down
"Finished yet??"
"Ish but we have something stranger than fire breathing chickens to deal with"
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They're Fire Breathing Chickens, not Roosters.
Boy needs to get out more.
"I have been here many times before In a life I used to live
But I have never seen these streets so fresh Washed with morning rain
I have seen this face a thousand times Every morning of my life
But I never saw these eyes so clear Free of doubt and pain
Like the whole world has been made again."
Made Again (Brave)-Marillion
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*rides around a bit on the the suprisingly speedy fire chicken.
Hmm... wonder where all the shops are? It doesn't look like much of anything is open. Guess I'll go see what everyone else is up to.
*Finds the tavern and joins TRM.
*Wonders if you can get arrested for drunken chicken riding*
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*ponders the question whilst sharing a few rummy drinks with Mai and TRM....*
well I would assume that based on the general..... wait..... riding the Chicken whilst drunk? or riding a drunken chicken? How would you get the chicken drunk? does it stumble side to side? Should we try that?
Too many questions. Not enough boozahol.
*Gestures at the server and makes a circling motion at the tables' occupants indicating another round.*
"I have been here many times before In a life I used to live
But I have never seen these streets so fresh Washed with morning rain
I have seen this face a thousand times Every morning of my life
But I never saw these eyes so clear Free of doubt and pain
Like the whole world has been made again."
Made Again (Brave)-Marillion
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Well as for an answer to your deep philosophical question. Which came first the chicken or the alcohol? I mean .... Ummm. I don't know what I mean. I think that one would regret feeding alcohol to a fire chicken since the alcohol is flammable! Cause I don't know about you, but I don't wanna explode!
Speaking of that, what exactly is this drink anyway, its such an "interesting" flavor. I'm almost afraid to ask.
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*Cackles Maniacally*
oh, the alcohol might add to the distance/damage.
but, ok. No exploding.
I think it's a modified Car Bomb, with Rum instead of Whiskey. and Amarulu instead of Irish Cream.
"I have been here many times before In a life I used to live
But I have never seen these streets so fresh Washed with morning rain
I have seen this face a thousand times Every morning of my life
But I never saw these eyes so clear Free of doubt and pain
Like the whole world has been made again."
Made Again (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.
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